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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
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By kebmo [Ignore] 30,Mar,24 02:25 other posts 
“If you don’t know what a Gloryhole is I wouldn’t look into it.”

-Bill Maher
By bella! [Ignore] 30,Mar,24 09:20 other posts 
Ain't that the truth! You're apt to get an eye full of spooge!


By #704634 30,Mar,24 04:01
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By bella! [Ignore] 30,Mar,24 09:00 other posts 
This is funny as all get out! It happened so quick and was heard only once, on the twelfth day what gift was given?


By bella! [Ignore] 29,Mar,24 17:31 other posts 
There are restaurants in Chicago that refuse to serve ketchup. See what Heinze does to solve the "problem" in Chicago.

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By #610414 29,Mar,24 18:06
Ketchup is America's answer to bad cuisine.
By phart [Ignore] 29,Mar,24 19:16 other posts 
I seldom have ever used catsup, i have once in the past 10 years had some frys that just were NOT fit to eat and I was hungry as a bear coming out of hibernation, put some catsup on the frys to make them palatable.
Wasn't bad, just if the food is good, you shouldn't need the stuff.
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Mar,24 21:35 other posts 
The only time I actually use ketchup is when scrambled eggs are too dry. I like the taste of potatoes and IF I eat french fries, I won't be using ketchup however the fries have to be hot and will be the first thing I eat. When fries get lukewarm/cold, I won't eat them. About one week ago, I stopped at McDonald's and ordered a McDouble. For those that aren't familiar with a McDouble, it's two beef patties, one slice of cheese on a bun. Yes, there's some ketchup, a squirt of mustard, 3 pickle slices and those dehydrated onions "come to life". What I'm saying is, I tend not to add ketchup to anything but will consume it if it is already on something.
By phart [Ignore] 29,Mar,24 22:34 other posts 
that is my go to burger for economic reasons at mc d's.


By bella! [Ignore] 29,Mar,24 17:33 other posts 
Sir Paul McCartney's Höfner bass guitar is returned.

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By Jamie [Ignore] 29,Mar,24 08:58 other posts 
Shut down the border this why
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By bella! [Ignore] 29,Mar,24 10:17 other posts 
Really? I would have thought that a friendlier way to handle this scenario could have been to seize the drugs and allow the runners to enter Texas without delay.
By phart [Ignore] 29,Mar,24 10:38 other posts 
you get as many people as you can high on meth, and you don't have to worry about them voting for Trump,or anyone for that matter, they just lay there and spaz out and drool and shit themselves. and i don't feel the least bit sorry for them either.
By Jamie [Ignore] 29,Mar,24 12:49 other posts 
Instate I 40 is a bait for drugs dealers state troopers get them every week
By phart [Ignore] 29,Mar,24 14:45 other posts 
yea, my experience driving on 40, thru a couple states like Arkansas, due to my out of state plates, I had airplane escort for miles!


By #704634 23,Mar,24 19:00
Yippie, got fucking covid again, 3rd time lucky for me, 2nd time while back wasn't to bad, but this & the first time feel like death warmed up.

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Actually its worse this time than my first, I just wanted to share, haven't seen it shared in detail here much before. Is it because cunts are afraid to admit they have covid, I don't know but I see not many admit or share their experience with the fucking thing.

1:
Breathing was effected 1st time I had, wasn't experiencing difficulty so to speak, but was hampered, almost got in touch with emergency services but seemed to peak & calm down, figured cunts worse off then me needed the specialist attention more than I & it lessened after peaking. This time, breathing heavier than normal but manageable.

2:
Coughing, never had that on any occasion, thank goodness apparently I hear if your delt that, its terrible. lots of flehm though which is not so much a thing I thought 🤷‍♀️

3:
Biggest thing this time around, feels like ants are scratching behind my eyeballs, not to bad atm, it comes & goes.

4:
Its like all lubrication/cartage has disappeared between every joint in my body, 0 lube, bit like having a dry fuck 🤭, bone against bone.

5: Headaches, lack of sleep caused by fever on/off the whole thing is really tiring & draining. Like the worst flu I have eva had x bout 2.

It will pass I am sure, covid is here to stay though, we are in change of season, summer to spring atm (AU), when it popped up last time.

Its sort of like our usually seasonal flue has upgraded, picked of the week & old last year & is now returning to keep check on the humans 🤷‍♀️
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Well not so much last year I guess, been around few years now
By dgraff [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 04:59 other posts 
I never had it i guess that’s why I think it’s a fake come to think of it I haven’t had the flu of any kind since I was a kid
By #704634 26,Mar,24 05:11
I used to think the same, I have had flue many times before, covid is more or less a flue, gives a good fair kick in the ass bit more, honestly, your lucky you dodged it
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Wife's into her second week off work cause of it, usually can shake a regular flue in a week, this shit can last multiple weeks, as a contract worker myself, into my second week of work, its literally cost me at least 2k
By dgraff [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 06:04 other posts 
That sucks I’m a penny pincher so loosing 2 grand would just piss me off
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 07:06 other posts 
The first time I had COVID, it was in April, 2021, we had been quarantined and I had stayed healthy for that first year. I remember it was Saturday and I was grocery shopping for Easter meals for two families that a neighbor and I had adopted and I didn't feel good...... Couldn't shake the chills and later in the day, took my temperature and it was 101.something. Went to the doctor on Monday and by Tuesday, I received notification from the county Health Department that I tested "probable" for COVID-19. For two weeks PLUS, I felt like death warmed over. Got it again in February, 2023 and it wasn't nearly as bad or uncomfortable as the first time.

So are you and your missus feeling like this is hitting you harder than your first two bouts?
By #704634 26,Mar,24 17:03
Thought I was getting better, coughing up blood this morning, QLD told me get my Mongo ass emergency, yippie
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QLD Health
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 17:58 other posts 
Hey, if you've been under the weather for more than 1 week and symptoms are not clearing up, seeing your doctor or going to emergency sounds like good advice.

You and TheWife take care of yourselves. 👍
By #704634 27,Mar,24 03:20
Thank you bella! (spelt with a lower case "b" not a upper case one, that has been done recently, done from someone that, hmmm how should I say, has a lesser 👁️ for detail 🤷‍♀️, fuck U CAT )

Sat on my fat ass, with the wife in a iso room (also having a fat ass, fuck we over fidy it happens 🤷‍♀️, only ones in there, was a big day in Ipswich QLD Emergency, Mongo turned up with his misses spitting blood from covid (overly dramatistzed for Mongo audience), it was a wet day up here folks, big dry spell in Brisvagas last few months, bit of a spit from the sky, cunts here speed up for wet conditions, that what cunts do 🤷‍♀️.

Coughed up quite a bit of blood in the shower this morning, quite a bit actually, heaps more one Mongo decided was time to stop smoking 🚬, Mongo stopped smoking 🚭, bout 10 years ago.

Called 13health, Qld, gets you connected to Qld on line nurses that assess you situation, feed all your data into a system, advise your action, saves our emergency wards filling up with retards, Mongo is a bit retarded, they have important shit to do, I have called the before & on something that Mongo thought should have attend emergency, there was no need & got on with whatever it was all happy as.

In Mongo land, AU, we have a medical system called Medicare, in Mongo land you can also have private health insurance. Without private heath insurance, something like a Knee replacement, might take 1 & half billion years to be looked at, but in Mongo land, you will not die & is covered by Mongo land.

Today in Mongo land, Mongo had 6 compressive blood testes, a chest xray, furthering those tests if a CT scan was required would also be covered buy Mongo land.

Mongo bloods all come back good, the chest xray came back showing some covid inflammation in Mongo lungs, stop coughing so hard cunt, if symptoms persist come back, we will have another look at ya.

Not costing Mongo a single cent, had to sit around most of the day though, waiting my turn in list of priority.
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Mar,24 10:06 other posts 
Dang, what a way to spend your day!


By #704634 29,Mar,24 02:37
So nice to see admin guys account has now been verified, I'm fairly sure it wasn't when I put a call out for those that can from one of my many accounts here. I may be incorrect🤷‍♀️.

As soon as my other accounts including this one can, I will be verifying him, why, just a small show of appreciation for all he does here for us & all the winging the poor cunt must have to put up with from shit stirrers like Mongo, poor simple cunt he may be, not admin, but me Mongo 🤭

Mongo hopes you have a awesome Easter sipping your pinacolatos on you private beach somewhere in the Pacific, having a nice foot massage & maybe a rub & tug.

Luv from us all Admin guy ❤️
Happy Easter 🐰


By kebmo [Ignore] 28,Mar,24 02:38 other posts 
So one person in New Jersey one the mega million prize for $1.1 billion! That is equivalent to 11 prizes of $100 million. I think that would be a better way to split the prize.

Sorry Dan, looks like I won’t be stopping by. 😘
By dgraff [Ignore] 28,Mar,24 04:29 other posts 
Aww what a shame you’re missing out on a really good time
By kebmo [Ignore] 28,Mar,24 05:38 other posts 
Yeah now I gotta unpack my suitcase. 😕
By dgraff [Ignore] 28,Mar,24 06:27 other posts 


By bella! [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 09:46 other posts 
Oi! The Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, MD is hit by a cargo container ship and collapses.

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By phart [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 12:08 other posts 
yea ,I saw this on the news, what really hit me hard was all the flashing lights on the bridge from peoples cars that suddenly went down.There are alot of people dead in that water.terriable way to go.
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 18:02 other posts 
I understood the article to say that because the accident happened in the wee hours of the morning, 01:30, there were minimal cars/people on the bridge. Seems like an accident that NEVER should have happened.
By phart [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 18:54 other posts 
I just saw a meme awhile ago 1 photo of the ship with the bridge on top of it,and the next picture was the infamous inept biden photo, and he was at the helm of the ship.
Well 1 thing that crossed my mind was the fact the timing was such not as MANY people died as could have if the ship did this at 7:35 or so am.
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 20:18 other posts 
This is from Google,

"The Singapore-flagged container vessel named Dali, heading out of the harbor bound for Sri Lanka, plowed into a support pylon of the Francis Scott Key Bridge over the mouth of the Patapsco River at about 1:30 a.m. (0530 GMT)."

More news coverage.
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By phart [Ignore] 27,Mar,24 10:07 other posts 
It is my understanding a huge electrical contactor hung up and they could not shut down the drive system.
By dgraff [Ignore] 27,Mar,24 15:19 other posts 
It happens a lot electric over hydraulic has never worked the hydraulic is a given and is pretty full proof but add electric to tell the hydraulic what to do and you have a problem
By phart [Ignore] 27,Mar,24 19:36 other posts 
I had to run some air over hydraulic , I would rather just deal with hydraulic,may be a bit more "effort" but you have a good feel for how much pressure you are applying to the work.
By phart [Ignore] 27,Mar,24 20:05 other posts 
This explains the flashing lights that can be seen as the bridge goes down, pot holes were being fixed while traffic was least.
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By bella! [Ignore] 22,Mar,24 22:31 other posts 
If you have 30 minutes and you're looking for some knee slapping laughs, you have to watch this compilation of Over the Top Crazy Karen Gone Wild!

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By Anon3456 [Ignore] 27,Mar,24 16:54 other posts 
funny
By bella! [Ignore] 27,Mar,24 17:03 other posts 
It's funny, isn't it? It starts out with a Karen going berserk and telling a guy; "Hit me, go ahead and hit me" and it wasn't until sh took a swing at him and it was "lights out" for her.....


By kebmo [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 02:47 other posts 
If anybody here wins the $1.1 billion mega millions I will show you my dick in person for $1 million! ONLY .09% of your winnings!!
By dgraff [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 04:37 other posts 
For that price I not only want to see it but I want to taste it for an hour or so do you think you could handle that
By kebmo [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 05:39 other posts 
That would be an extra $3.99.
By dgraff [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 06:06 other posts 
Ok done deal
I’m a really good cock sucker you know
By kebmo [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 12:20 other posts 
I don’t doubt that for a second!
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 06:38 other posts 
Hmmmmm.......1 million USD is how much in Canada?
By kebmo [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 12:16 other posts 
$1,357,250 CDN
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 13:48 other posts 
DANG!


By phart [Ignore] 22,Mar,24 14:15 other posts 
When a baby is born,the cord is cut and then the baby is spanked for not having insurance.
By bella! [Ignore] 22,Mar,24 16:14 other posts 
An interesting spin.
By dgraff [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 06:12 other posts 
When I was born instead of the doctor slapping me to get my lungs working he turned and slapped my mom for having me I was so big and ugly
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 06:43 other posts 
We're you a BIG baby?

By the way, I missed you dgraff. How have you and your missus been, is everything okay?
By dgraff [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 07:13 other posts 
I was 12 lbs 8 ounces at birth
And yes everything is fine just been busy lately
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 07:20 other posts 
12lbs 8oz? Yikes, you were a big baby!

And on a personal note, good to know everything is okay in your neck of the woods. You were missed, believe that!
By dgraff [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 08:48 other posts 
My youngest brother was even bigger he was a 13 pound baby and he was a 7 month baby 2 months premature
By phart [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 08:41 other posts 


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