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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
Please feel free to post miscellaneous subject matter, aka STUFF in this thread.

Please attempt to remain somewhat respectful to other members, ninnyhammers, dummies and folks you just don't like. Thank you.

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By bella! [Ignore] 18,Jan,22 03:40 other posts 
Looks like SYC member #648030, Prettynpink, or something like that, deleted her profile.


By Dev01 [Ignore] 11,Jan,22 22:59 other posts 
only registered users can see external links

WTF
By bella! [Ignore] 12,Jan,22 00:21 other posts 
He's a being utilized as a security guard at a local low budget z00. We enjoyed the 4 minute video of the orangutan's continuous driving around the perimeter of the facility only because he was nor self trained or been taught on how to brake and stop.
By Dev01 [Ignore] 12,Jan,22 00:47 other posts 
Reminds me of sonny from Miami Vice BTW still love re runs of that show and of course X Files. Had a infatuation for Scully when I was younger
By phart [Ignore] 12,Jan,22 06:57 other posts 
The camera glances over to a human passenger.
I don't think the little orangutan can stop or slow down because it can't reach the pedals on that Ez-Go
as many comments mentioned on the channel,I loved the casual "what's up Tiger"? as it went by.
Great video.
Someone should tell that ape, he's getting a bit chubby. Instead of driving the car everywhere, he could walk sometimes or drive a bike instead.
By Dev01 [Ignore] 12,Jan,22 04:12 other posts 
My wife said to me about the comparison of its tummy to mine. I think he is much smarter
By tecsan [Ignore] 12,Jan,22 05:40 other posts 
Deva01 and it's wtf.............
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 12,Jan,22 07:58 other posts 
Tecsan what a life you have! Did you overcook the eggs again when you were posting here all night? A low-life job cooking in an industrial kitchen with a spatula the size of the Saggy Granny's rear end!

By tecsan [Ignore] 13,Jan,22 04:41 other posts 
Did you enjoy cleaning sewer pipes yesterday.....Hope you found enough food for your dinner......
By Dev01 [Ignore] 13,Jan,22 04:48 other posts 
Very powerful idiot. I see you choose the topic masters Cump cunt. Learn some engrish WTF
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 13,Jan,22 08:46 other posts 


Tecsan, Biden, Fauci- a trio of morons
By tecsan [Ignore] 15,Jan,22 03:08 other posts 
Learn how to spell English bitch.............Engrish would have been better idiot....
By Dev01 [Ignore] 16,Jan,22 02:01 other posts 
Have a cry.. You don't look like uncle snack, Just Allison the dental hygienist
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 16,Jan,22 15:01 other posts 
Tecsan is more of an oral specialist than our dear Allison
By bella! [Ignore] 16,Jan,22 16:44 other posts 
Allison?
By Dev01 [Ignore] 16,Jan,22 19:30 other posts 
Not that Allison another one
By bella! [Ignore] 16,Jan,22 20:33 other posts 
Sorry, I have no idea who Allison is or what either of you are talking about.
By Dev01 [Ignore] 16,Jan,22 20:35 other posts 
You replied Allison?. That Allison was deleted, Was just answering you In regards to that post .
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Have a cry.. You don't look like uncle snack, Just Allison the dental hygienist
By tecsan [Ignore] 18,Jan,22 03:32 other posts 
Do not forget to reveal your coupon for a free blow job from shittles and receive a half off coupon for the next one.....
By tecsan [Ignore] 18,Jan,22 03:37 other posts 
How much do your blowjobs cost....Do you have coupons like shittles....


By bella! [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 22:35 other posts 
Tonight, leopoldij reported GWS1960 for deletion because the new member, profile created January 12, 2022, has 5 pictures that leo has identified as being web derived. I froze the voting and reached out to the member requesting that he edit his gallery and remove the internet pictures of the female(s). I CHOSE not to vote to delete because GWS1960 did not claim the pictures to be his. This is an entirely different ballgame than a new SYC profile that attempts to pass internet pictures as being them.

I get the following private message from aoneeyedmonster ,17,Jan,22 22:14 aoneeyedmonster: Stop freezing abuse accounts with stolen internet pics you are making a fool of yourself

To aoneeyedmonster and the rest of leo's posse, don't worry about me being a "fool", examine yourselves first.


By bella! [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 21:42 other posts 
This post is for anyone who might think highly of themselves. Please don't rely so heavily Google and please turn on spellchecker.

Let's understand the usage of [sic]. [sic] an adverb and this is a copy and paste from Google. "The sic you see in quoted text marks a spelling or grammatical error. It means that the text was quoted verbatim, and the mistake it marks appears in the source. It's actually a Latin word that means “so” or “thus"."

As JustWill would say, you're welcome. Or perhaps how you would write it, your welcome!
By phart [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 21:49 other posts 
Spell checker,aint that somthin the local witches use to make sure they get the brew right?
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 21:55 other posts 
Could be, but in this instance, it is not.


By JustWill [Ignore] 16,Jan,22 22:28 other posts 
There is an actual forum thread entitled:

"A Sensitive Anus"

That sounds too much like a very bad Hallmark Channel movie...
By phart [Ignore] 16,Jan,22 22:34 other posts 
You mean there is a thread for a cantankerous, crotchety, peevish, dyspeptic Person? Wow, I wonder who that could be??

I had to use google to get some words for over sensitive.
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 01:10 other posts 
Hmmmm.....

Dyseptic; having indigestion or consequent irritability or depression.

phart, I challenge you to use this 5 dollar word in the proper context within the next 3 says. Do you accept the challenge?
By phart [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 08:12 other posts 
I am dyspeptic I guess being I read that definition, as i woke up at 2 am last tuesday not able to breath well because of stomach acid in my throat.

I honestly went back thru the history to where i looked up words for oversensitive and can not for the life of me figure out how I got that word.
By phart [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 08:16 other posts 
found it,right there on the page with oversensitive
only registered users can see external links

9th word down second column.
I knew I weren't plum nuts.
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 01:12 other posts 
Funny you would mention THAT THREAD....it caught my eyes earlier in the day. It's one of those threads that is dormant for almost 10 years then BAM!, somebody finds it and wants to talk about their "sensitive anus". One of the things I found odd was that the original poster spoke about the sensitivity of his anus' LIPS. C'mon, JustWill, is that the term for the muscle surrounding the ass hole opening?

/forum/thread.php?id=11974#9
By JustWill [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 10:17 other posts 
Technically, the edge of any hole or opening can be called the "lip" (the lip of a mug, for example).

The muscle that comprises the asshole is a sphincter, but the flesh forming the boundary of the opening to said bung-hole would be the lip...
By #574505 17,Jan,22 14:33
Oops NM
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 15:38 other posts 
Oops, NM? What does that mean? In my mind, NM is New Mexico. Lately, I'm having a hard time following posts. I hope it's not one of the effects of COVID, you know, "brain fog". Oi!
By JustWill [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 17:24 other posts 
The "brain fog" covid thing is real.
I spent three months asking myself "Why did I walk into this room?" or "Did I have a reason to open this cabinet?"
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 17:50 other posts 
I know it's real, my younger sister is the "Poster Child" for brain fog. The other day there was a post in the forum and a female's name was mentioned. I didn't understand the correlation until another member "dumbed it down" for me. I have no idea what Jamie's reference to NM is but since his post was directed to you, I'm not going to sweat it. Maybe you will bring me up to speed.
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 17:51 other posts 
Those lips will never meet my lips, and I'm speaking of the lips on my face!
By kebmo [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 15:20 other posts 
I think you need to add the word Christmas to make it a true Hallmark movie.
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 15:41 other posts 
We're only 22 days out from Christmas 2021, the holiday is probably something JustWill was considering when he made his post.
By JustWill [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 17:21 other posts 
"A Sensitive Anus Christmas" does NOT sound like a very good holiday movie.
I mean, what would the plot line for that one even be?
By kebmo [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 19:36 other posts 
I’m sorry I went there!


By bella! [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 19:12 other posts 
Today would have been Betty White's 100th birthday.


By bella! [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 17:57 other posts 
Life is good and you-know-who starts acting STOOPID!


By phart [Ignore] 15,Jan,22 21:00 other posts 
Our area is expecting bad weather tomorrow .Power outages are all but a given if things go like the talking heads on tv say they will.
Everyone has rushed to the store and bought the milk,the bread the beer.
But in the garage,sits their back up generator. roughly a 1000 dollar machine that requires Maintenace and repair to be ready when you need it.Rather you need it or not.
Kinda like a plow horse,you have to feed it,and keep it healthy so you can plow when the time comes.
3 calls today,"can you fix my generator, it won't crank" . the bad weather may be starting about midnight,it is 2 in the afternoon and your generator has been sitting 10 years UNTOUCHED>
Ethanol fuel,and just plain rotted rubber fuel lines plaque this type equipment that sits for to long untouched.
Save yourself some greif and maintain your stand by emergency equipment BEFORE you need it.
By bella! [Ignore] 16,Jan,22 06:16 other posts 
Are you in the path of the winter storm known as Izzy?
By phart [Ignore] 16,Jan,22 06:50 other posts 
I aint watched the tv enough to know if it has a name , just a winter storm they have been hollering about all week. It just started snowing a bit at 1 am or so after I took my midnight pee and now it has turned to rain and sleet. 28 degrees so it will be freezing. UG!
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 16:10 other posts 
This is quite the storm!

only registered users can see external links
By phart [Ignore] 17,Jan,22 17:07 other posts 
I was learning my new tv box thingy and found the weather channel,and they were talking about tornaders down in 2 warms parts of the world.it musta been a big'n


By dgraff [Ignore] 07,Jan,22 10:06 other posts 
Damn snow I slipped and fell in my driveway early this morning and the snow is cold I’m just fine but I had to look around to see if anyone seen me fall luckily the coast was clear
By phart [Ignore] 07,Jan,22 12:00 other posts 
Be careful!
By bella! [Ignore] 07,Jan,22 16:44 other posts 
For sure, be careful. I'm not telling you something that you don't already know, you're not a spring chicken. Don't worry about whether other people saw you, be glad you were able to get up and brush yourself off.
By dgraff [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 04:33 other posts 
I still move like I’m 20 so a little fall in the snow is nothing especially when your all bundled up because it’s 18 degrees out the snow was that cold it squeaked under your tires as you drove on it
By bella! [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 05:37 other posts 
Your mindset still might think your body is that of a spring chicken but one day, your body is going to bitch slap your head back into reality and remind you that you are not!
By kebmo [Ignore] 07,Jan,22 18:28 other posts 
You know you’re getting old by how people react when they see you fall. If they laugh you’re still young if they look panicked you’re old!
By bella! [Ignore] 07,Jan,22 19:03 other posts 
You said a mouthful, ain't that the truth!
By phart [Ignore] 07,Jan,22 21:39 other posts 
Yea,I know that all to well. 20 years or so ago I went into a grocery store and was just happly waddling along to get 1 or 2 items,didn't have a buggy,and I slipped and fell flat on my ass in some liquid,don't know what exactly. The manager and a employe with a mop were headed towards it and they saw me go down, and I watched as I went down,their jaws dropped and their eyes got big. I laid there a minute,got up,brushed myself off and went on about shopping. I guess I had the perfect opertunity to be a jackass and raise a fuss,but,like Dgraff,I was more concerned about the people that saw me fall like a drunken cow
By bella! [Ignore] 07,Jan,22 23:16 other posts 
phart, you are so rough on yourself. The words you use when you speak of yourself are so harsh. I wonder why that continually happens?
By kebmo [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 14:43 other posts 
“Oh my back!!! Call me a lawyer!”
By phart [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 16:48 other posts 
"Ok ,you are a Lawyer!"
By bella! [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 17:43 other posts 
Oh, phart!
By phart [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 20:13 other posts 
Gota laugh sometimes to keep from crying!
By phart [Ignore] 16,Jan,22 21:52 other posts 
I had to go outside today in the Snow-ice-shit mix and I had covered my golf cart seat so it would be dry and I made it about half way around the place,slide into a muddy spot full of ice, naturally far away as I could be from the dog lot and other places I needed to go to,so I had to be real careful not to fall and try to walk around to do dog feeding and such.
I kept thinking of this post and thread and just toddled along slow.I wore my best shoes with course tread on the bottom to help.
Getting old sucks, except when you go to buy stuff at good will. I went by there the other day,picked up some dress slacks and shirts, and the lady said,"you 55 ?". I thought to myself,well the syd website says I am, so I said to her, "yep turning 55 this month". Saved 9 bucks on the tv I bought for my dad.


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