I don't think your mentally challenged. I just feel that maybe you would be able to get your point across more effectively if you started a new thread. But that's just me, some **** for the same topics to be repeated. Do what you want. Im just talking aloud.
For a "newbie" like me they are very interesting, very funny, and amazed so little has changed over the years. Honestly, I'm just having fun. I'm trying to change my attitude in the forums. Laughter over bluster.
Thank you admin for creating the term "block", it is the word that best describes the action being taken and thank you AngelofDeath for using it in your post. The term "block" looks kinder and different in black rather than red!
As my memory serves me, I was yelled out and cursed at.(F-word) was just about every other word. I constantly screwed up, even getting off of the bus!!! (Yes, I was the sorry ass who was the last one off the bus!!!)
I never did anything right!!!
I was one sorry ass draftee!!!!
As I look back on those days all I can do is smile and laugh!!! It was nothing like you see in these vids!! I am sure they cleaned them up!!!
It didn't matter!!! LOL!!! As I recall, the DI got on the bus that morning at Fort Dix. He cursed and yelled at everyone, gave us a all sh*t, and I don't remember what he said exactly but it was something like Get orf this fucking bus and God help the last m-o-t-h-e-r fucker who gets off this bus!!! LOL!!!!
Everyone scrambled and since I was sitting in the back, I didn't have a chance in hell!!
Once I did get off he yelled and screamed at me and I had to do 20 (20 pushups). While calling me a worthless lazy ass pile of sh*t that had to be scraped off the bottom of the cesspool!!! Or something like that!!!
Oh my gosh! That sure brought back memories. That first guy seemed rather tame compared to my first encounter. SHEESH! His use of profanity would have made my Mother look like a Nun. I was scared shitless... Only ****, never been away from home, hell, had never been outta state at that point. The experience was EXACTLY what I needed. I will forever be grateful for the lessons I learned in boot camp. It's something I believe many many of today's ungrateful youth should be put through. What branch were you Veryshyguy?
Army... medic, in the Army's infinite wisdom, since I was a biology major (changed major after I got out to math), they concluded I must know something!!! Boy did I fool them!!! LOL!!!!
While this is just a movie this is what I remember...
ROFL
That's more like it! I chose the Coast Gaurd. You were last off the bus, I was the littlest guy. He put me through HELL I tell ya! Called me pip squeak, lil shit, turtle turd, amongst other things. 😐😐😐 That was in the 80's, so I was naturally rockin a mullet. Looking all fly like David Hasselhoff. Ummmm why oh why did I wear a mullet to boot camp? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You'd a thought that friggin recruiter would have warned me.
OMG!!! I feel sorry for you having a mullet!!!! I'm sure you asked that they just trim that up for you!!!
Somehow I got various names too, shit stain, cesspool scum (that's even lover than turd), turd wad, etc. I don't recall all of them.
I do remember one day I got the giggles!!! I got "punished" that night as I had to stand guard duty from midnight to 4 am watching over a single broken jeep in a parking lot in the rain!!! The jeep look like it was in an accident and pretty mangled, but I had to make sure no one would bother or steal it!!!
Yeah, I recall slipping up and laughing once, too, at one of his insults to another recruit. Why'd I go and do that...
It was SO fun doing more push ups getting up and down repeatedly in the friggin mud whilst balancing my piece on the backs of my hands, and you best NOT get any mud on that weapon. Yeah, that was a lot of fun! Ahhhh such fond memories.
I am pleased (and kinda humbled) to announce that I have officially been declared the "Nasties [sic] piece of work on site".
If I had known there was going to be a contest, I would have tried harder.
To those of you who didn't win the title (you know who you are), better luck next time.
Move over, JustWill, you might have to share your crown and title. I got this;
"Nasty trouble maker. Should be banned from site"
And the shit storm was all because I blacklisted her. She is so mixed up. Why is it my obligation to allow her to post in a thread that I created? I don't even remember the wording of her "demand(s)" but her demands did not work for me. I asked her privately and nicely to steer clear of one another and that did work for her. What, I'm so stupid that I should allow her to bash me in other threads? Screw that!
My favorite part of her unhinged rant was, after posting several barely literate and venomously insulting comments directed at me, she then told me: "Let me give you free advise. The same I gave Bella. Drop it and in a few days or weeks I'll cool off and life will go on."!
Seriously.
Because...you know...my life would definitely be on hold until she calmed down...
I can't remember if I asked this before, what physical attribute catches your attention and appeals to you? I don't want to hear about personality because a personality is not a visual thing.
I do. I just changed profession, again. I now sell furniture, mattresses and appliances. I did it before for ten years. A (sincere) smile is a good thing in sales.
No. I have escaped from the kitchen! It's a very physical job and my long term plan doesn't include working like a dog when I'm smart enough to lift only a pen!!
A good-looking, symmetrical face; unique eyes and nose; legs [which almost always translates into a nice rear-end]; a unique style - not-trend followers / not 'preppies' / not as alternative as me; inner-strength that you can feel in their 'presence'/character/the way they carry themselves; accents or just unique voices (as a straight man referring to women).
Personality is a dumb answer anyway, it just suggests that you like outwardly nice people - i like a girl with just the right amount of fire, or i get bored. People with outwardly flawless personalities seem fake and forced to me; they get on my nerves!!!
Relationship-wise, she has to be as/more intelligent than i am; whilst being cheeky as well. On a one-nighter or fuck-buddy level, she can't be dumb. I'm not under 18 anymore, mere hotness just doesn't cut it nowadays - i'm no longer just trying to be "Mr Too Cool For School" and add "notches" to my bed post. If a girl is so stupid she can barely speak...NUP!
***She can't be too similar to me either. I've learnt that from experience - partners that are too similar to you stunt your ability to grow as a person
You mention a symmetrical face, have you ever seen it when a picture is composed and it is a mirror image of the other half of the face, I hope that I said that correctly. The person looks totally different and in some instances, looks like a freaking outer space alien.
As far as a unique nose, how unique do you want it to be? Is the nose of the "Wicked Witch of the West" in the original Wizard of Oz movie unique enough for you? Or maybe something like Mike Tyson's nose? Michael Jackson's nose was unique, too!
And as far as her other attributes, geez, by the time you get done checking her out, the night is over! 😜
I’m a sucker for tatttoos if they are done nicely, and shaved heads. I also dig blonde men with pretty eyes and a nice smile. My other go to is long dark hair on a man with a bit of facial hair and blue eyes. If he’s taller than six feet, that’s a bonus. I’m also sucker for an intelligent well spoken guy with a great sense of humor or a good hearty laugh.
My preference was always toward dark haired men and yes, I like shaved heads, too. I kinda feel that male pattern baldness tends to make a man look old. My advice, if you got that fringe going on around your head, get rid of it.
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You gave me an idea,,start a new thread and include the last 10 most popular dumpster threads,
On a related topic: I LOATHE when asshats dig up one of my old threads and "repurpose" it for their own idiotic blathering.
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As my memory serves me, I was yelled out and cursed at.(F-word) was just about every other word. I constantly screwed up, even getting off of the bus!!! (Yes, I was the sorry ass who was the last one off the bus!!!)
I never did anything right!!!
I was one sorry ass draftee!!!!
As I look back on those days all I can do is smile and laugh!!! It was nothing like you see in these vids!! I am sure they cleaned them up!!!
Everyone scrambled and since I was sitting in the back, I didn't have a chance in hell!!
Once I did get off he yelled and screamed at me and I had to do 20 (20 pushups). While calling me a worthless lazy ass pile of sh*t that had to be scraped off the bottom of the cesspool!!! Or something like that!!!
Of course, everyone got berated at some point.
You never do anything right!!!
I was fortunate! I came home!
While this is just a movie this is what I remember...
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That's more like it! I chose the Coast Gaurd. You were last off the bus, I was the littlest guy. He put me through HELL I tell ya! Called me pip squeak, lil shit, turtle turd, amongst other things. 😐😐😐 That was in the 80's, so I was naturally rockin a mullet. Looking all fly like David Hasselhoff. Ummmm why oh why did I wear a mullet to boot camp? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You'd a thought that friggin recruiter would have warned me.
Somehow I got various names too, shit stain, cesspool scum (that's even lover than turd), turd wad, etc. I don't recall all of them.
I do remember one day I got the giggles!!! I got "punished" that night as I had to stand guard duty from midnight to 4 am watching over a single broken jeep in a parking lot in the rain!!! The jeep look like it was in an accident and pretty mangled, but I had to make sure no one would bother or steal it!!!
It was SO fun doing more push ups getting up and down repeatedly in the friggin mud whilst balancing my piece on the backs of my hands, and you best NOT get any mud on that weapon. Yeah, that was a lot of fun! Ahhhh such fond memories.
If I had known there was going to be a contest, I would have tried harder.
To those of you who didn't win the title (you know who you are), better luck next time.
"Nasty trouble maker. Should be banned from site"
And the shit storm was all because I blacklisted her. She is so mixed up. Why is it my obligation to allow her to post in a thread that I created? I don't even remember the wording of her "demand(s)" but her demands did not work for me. I asked her privately and nicely to steer clear of one another and that did work for her. What, I'm so stupid that I should allow her to bash me in other threads? Screw that!
Seriously.
Because...you know...my life would definitely be on hold until she calmed down...
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Absolutely free also has 33% fewer calories than regular free...
What a fkn mess of words that is...
I like eyes and smiles!
Personality is a dumb answer anyway, it just suggests that you like outwardly nice people - i like a girl with just the right amount of fire, or i get bored. People with outwardly flawless personalities seem fake and forced to me; they get on my nerves!!!
Relationship-wise, she has to be as/more intelligent than i am; whilst being cheeky as well. On a one-nighter or fuck-buddy level, she can't be dumb. I'm not under 18 anymore, mere hotness just doesn't cut it nowadays - i'm no longer just trying to be "Mr Too Cool For School" and add "notches" to my bed post. If a girl is so stupid she can barely speak...NUP!
***She can't be too similar to me either. I've learnt that from experience - partners that are too similar to you stunt your ability to grow as a person
As far as a unique nose, how unique do you want it to be? Is the nose of the "Wicked Witch of the West" in the original Wizard of Oz movie unique enough for you? Or maybe something like Mike Tyson's nose? Michael Jackson's nose was unique, too!
And as far as her other attributes, geez, by the time you get done checking her out, the night is over! 😜
BTW I did have dark brown hair before I lost it.
My beard was also dark, but now it has quite a bit of gray. Some say it makes me look old, and I say well, yes, I am!!!
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