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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
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By #562152 12,Sep,18 10:40
Sir Paul McCartney blabbed about wanking together with John Lennon. Why can't we get an album out of that??
By kebmo [Ignore] 12,Sep,18 11:21 other posts 
Maybe that was the day they wrote "Don't let me down" or "Come together".
By Andthisisme [Ignore] 13,Sep,18 08:06 other posts 
Oh i like 'Come together' I wish i had thought of that.
By bella! [Ignore] 12,Sep,18 11:48 other posts  ⤴
I saw that, too. Apparently, it was something that they did together while thinking about or looking at Bridget Bardot as their inspiration.
By bella! [Ignore] 12,Sep,18 12:02 other posts  ⤴
This is what I saw;

"The legendary Beatles star spoke about the early years of The Beatles and what the boys did to pass the time ... including sitting around masturbating together.

McCartney told GQ he was over at Lennon's place with a small group of friends ... "And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying -- I don't even know if we were staying over or anything -- we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did."

Paul says in order to inspire more enjoyable twisting, they would all shout out names of sexy celebs to think about -- like Brigitte Bardot ... before John killed the mood by bringing up Winston Churchill.

The singer says this session of please pleasing themselves was a onetime thing -- maybe two -- but it wasn't a big deal ... just kids being kids, he says. He adds ... "But it was good harmless fun. It didn't hurt anyone. Not even Brigitte Bardot."

So that's what they meant by "Here, There and Everywhere." "
By #545732 12,Sep,18 13:59
Hmmmmm Winston Churchiiiiiill... oh... did I say that out loud? My bad
By bella! [Ignore] 12,Sep,18 14:24 other posts 
And you are very bad, my friend!
By #545732 12,Sep,18 14:45
That's what Winston said too
By #562152 12,Sep,18 17:15
By veryshyguy [Ignore] 13,Sep,18 12:11 other posts  ⤴
When I was younger this would have surprised me, but now that I am on the edge of marking my 70th year, I have come to accept a lot of things and have reached the point of I just don't seem to care anymore. To each their own!!!

And for the record I never masturbated with nor would I have done that with any of my male friends.

Life goes on...
By #562152 13,Sep,18 12:14
unlike you, chupete,i would have masturbated with my male friends,,hahahahahahaha,,
By veryshyguy [Ignore] 13,Sep,18 15:15 other posts 
Of course I knew you would!



And if I ever had the opportunity (which I never did) I would have masturbated with my women friends in their presence!!!


By #562152 13,Sep,18 11:04
She's Katherine Heigl but, does anyone know who the guy is??

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I didn't know she could dance,,and same for the guy
By veryshyguy [Ignore] 13,Sep,18 12:04 other posts 
I think it is Gerard Butler...
By #562152 13,Sep,18 12:08
who is he??? he looks familiar but i can't place him,,,, yummy though,,
By veryshyguy [Ignore] 13,Sep,18 15:03 other posts 
Here is the link to Wikipedia...

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By #562152 13,Sep,18 11:26
Apartheid in South Africa
I had forgotten how pervasive it was for The black people of what is, otherwise, a great country. At the end of this video, Ms Makeba curtsies Ed Sullivan. Maybe I'm wrong, but it looked as she was setting for second best,,,Your opinion??


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By kebmo [Ignore] 12,Sep,18 18:19 other posts 
Hold on tight Eastern US, Florence is about to lay a "Mike Tyson punch" on you. I hope you all stay safe and remember that "stuff" can be replaced, loved ones can not.
When you're under a mandatory evacuation notice because of hurricane Florence and choose not to leave, that is your right. It's really a very strong recommendation. If you choose not to leave, please don't expect first responders to come and bail you out of any trouble you end up in. They have families that love them and want to have them back after doing their high risk jobs.
There was a Canadian tourist in Mexico last year who refused to leave after multiple chances to get back home before a hurricane hit then bitched because he felt that the Canadian Government "let him down". Really?
By #562152 13,Sep,18 10:55
According to Mr Trump it's just wind and wet


By #562152 12,Sep,18 09:49
To my Canadian friends: I've heard that the Canadian Supreme Court just authorized sexual relations between people and a n i m a l s. Is this true????
By kebmo [Ignore] 12,Sep,18 11:15 other posts 
Always consider your source. Where did you "hear" that? I don't know if it ever was iliegal. I'm not sure it was such a problem in Canada that we needed a law to say that Canadians can't do it.
By #562152 12,Sep,18 17:17
Source was ABC International, ,,the Spanish section
By kebmo [Ignore] 12,Sep,18 11:20 other posts  ⤴
I won't Google it because I don't want it on record that I Googled it!! lol
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I sure have worked with a lot of dog fuckers though!! One of them got fired just last week for it.
By #562152 12,Sep,18 17:47
so it's true??
By kebmo [Ignore] 12,Sep,18 18:02 other posts 
It was "clarified" in 2016 when some sick bastard challenged the existing law. The ruling is a disgusting story of chlld abuse that I won't put here, but yes it's legal as long as there is no penetration.

If you want to read it Google "supreme court of Canada decisions 2018 ani.mals" Look for the Globe and Mail article.
By #562152 12,Sep,18 18:04

you know,,we play here in a very XXXXXXX way, but, that is disgusting....


By bella! [Ignore] 12,Sep,18 14:32 other posts 
I had a member thank me for remembering his anniversary and for the anniversary gift that accompanied my wishes. He went on to tell me that he "ACCIDENTALLY" destroyed the gift for points that he didn't even need all because of his trigger finger.

I ask you this, how can anyone "accidentally" and unknowingly destroy a gift? For heaven's sake, there is a an alert and a "warning" message written in red that reads;


You can convert this gift into 50 points if you need them, the gift will be destroyed during that.

Warning: No additional confirmation will be asked. Do not push it if you do not mean it!


Whoops! I accidentally destroyed the gift. Yeah, right!



By #539433 10,Sep,18 08:52
Seems like we have a new king. wonder how long will he be king here..
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I see we got our 🔱
By bella! [Ignore] 10,Sep,18 08:57 other posts 
Who is the new king?
By #539433 10,Sep,18 09:03
Timrat1
By bella! [Ignore] 10,Sep,18 09:11 other posts 
Really? I wonder how that happened? Thank you!
By #562152 10,Sep,18 09:54
Ok, I know that i'm a dumb blonde, but, where do you find this "king"? Is this a contest?
By bella! [Ignore] 10,Sep,18 10:08 other posts 
I just have to point out that so often you refer to yourself as a dumb blonde and a slut. As far as I can determine, there's nothing dumb about you and regarding any reference you make of yourself as being a slut, I feel that it's done for attention. And you know that I believe that there are different ways to achieve that.
By Andthisisme [Ignore] 10,Sep,18 10:36 other posts 
Actually I couldn't give you a definitive answer explaining how to become king. Is it based on interactions, likes, number of friends ?
By #539433 10,Sep,18 10:42
No buy subs gets you there by playing the game
By Andthisisme [Ignore] 10,Sep,18 10:44 other posts 
Ah, thank you. so simple, I am not sure why I didn't know that.
By #562152 10,Sep,18 10:50⤴
i do,,but,,self description is usually the way a person really feels about oneself. I like that you think I'm not "dumb", this is my way to deflate the usual way men see a good looking blonde say something they don't like. I remember one of our first chats i said i'd like to be remember here as a slutty whore. You got on your hind legs and told me you did not like that.:x You are right, some is to get attention, after all, my popularity here is based on the fact that i'll bed any man or woman that is nice to me, but, in REAL LIFE i am very sexually active and with different partners. The term slutty whore is only offensive if i allow it so when i'm called that. In real life I'm head of a huge department in a very large hospital,,i have a master's in Bus Admin and a minor in nursing. I have achieved more than the average man and that's with raising three wonderful kids and being a grandma to 7 grandkids. I'm here because i'm able to let my hair down a lot more than in real life. Yes, i do like to show off and i like acting the part of a slutty whore,,:x :x
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I have to apologize (again). My friend just told me i called you a bitch dog when i mentioned you got on your hind legs. Nothing is further fro the truth. In my work and home it's mostly men and i've learned to talk like a sailor. All i meant was that you got disturbed at my description.
By #563464 10,Sep,18 15:07
Hah, I used to be myself, but find that to stay a member on this site I have to create a character that I would never be IRL. I'm really only here to converse, and the most unlikely members have been the best bunch.
By bella! [Ignore] 10,Sep,18 16:27 other posts  ⤴
Yes, you did say something about wanting to be remembered as a slut or something else degrading and demeaning.

I would like to think that I said something like wouldn't you like to be remembered for something more than that.

As you know, people see what they want to see, they hear what they want to hear and they believe what they want to believe. I think there's more to you than being a slutty whore but if projecting the image of being a slutty whore is more important to you, then so be it.

And the reference to getting on hind legs is not referring to another person as being a bitch, I believe that it has something to do with going to battle, like two mouse might begin to battle with their antlers but then they jump up on their hind legs to slap and fight their opponent.
By #562152 10,Sep,18 16:51
See?? there's always something new to learn. Ok,,just this once and then i'll leave it alone. I love the attention the men give me. And I love to make them happy. When i started here i was like most of the other women. I posted a few pussy and tit pics and left it at that. Then i went to s l e e p because the men saw the pics, wanked to them and did not chat,,,or,,they would send a cock pic and no chat either. I decided that i wanted more. I'm not here to show myself off. I can do that in any porno site. I was looking to do some chatting. I wanted to connect with these people. Some are funny, some are very serious, some think too much of themselves and many are regular guys with a good sense of humor and a regular vocabulary. What distinguishes all these guys is that they are pervs,,not offensive,,but pervs the same. I, by chance, discovered that if i started talking SEX,,,slutty sex, made myself look like a whore, in no time i had more friends requests than allowed by the site. Every guy wanted me to tell him his cock was yummy and hot and wanted. I have right now,,every time i log on between 10 and 20 guys chatting with me and some are beautiful people. Now i can spend hours not having to think or care. And if i have to act like a whore or slut to get what i want,,,so be it. The thing is this. Almost all the women here think that this is a PG place where they can show pussy and the guys are going to ask them about the weather. I think I'm popular because my page is not just some dry genitalia. I tribute many guys (and some women) My pics show action,,,I show how things are in my life,,I even write about it. The only other woman that seems to do that is YOU-KNOW-WHO,, the one we don't mention in your forum,,,She and I are in every guys page complimenting and inviting and HAVING FUN. At least I am. Am I a whore in real life? Come on,,,really?????? But i do have fun in Real life too,,it's just that in REAL life there's also hurt, disappointment, rudeness, and plain mean people and i needed a place to vent or perv. This is a porno cite. Is it so bad that people look at my pics and say,"Wow,,what a whore"?--------------------------------------- added after 26 secondsi know,,i get carried away with my posts:x
By bella! [Ignore] 10,Sep,18 17:48 other posts 
For the record, I have no concern if you or anyone wants to mention licksipsuckit aka *lix*, that's your prerogative, any member's prerogative.
By #562152 10,Sep,18 17:50
then we know whom i referenced
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Sep,18 17:13 other posts  ⤴
What are you shouting about now?
By #539433 11,Sep,18 19:01
Blue the king got his crown back
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Sep,18 19:09 other posts 
Three cheers for mr_blue !

Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray!


By bella! [Ignore] 08,Sep,18 15:15 other posts 
What do you think about men that pierce their belly button? Personally, I prefer that men do not.
By Andthisisme [Ignore] 09,Sep,18 05:46 other posts 
It must be my age but I just cannot get my head around why anyone would want to pierce anything, men or women.
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Sep,18 08:31 other posts 
Are you mainly referring to genital, nipple, eyebrow, nose piercings? I can't imagine that you find ear piercing unsettling.
By Andthisisme [Ignore] 09,Sep,18 18:27 other posts 
I dislike, or rather I do not like, any form of piercing, except for traditional earrings.
By #562152 09,Sep,18 14:21⤴
My ex has a Prince Albert and it was great the way it would hit my cervix. Before and after was very different. However, piercing any other place in men, except in the ear, just turns me off,,
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Sep,18 14:56 other posts 
The pierced nipples can be visually quite sexy, but not on every guy.
By #562152 09,Sep,18 14:58
Funny thing is that i like it on women,,I thought about it too
By 2nice [Ignore] 10,Sep,18 16:49 other posts  ⤴
I just had my nipples pierced last Thursday.
By bella! [Ignore] 10,Sep,18 17:57 other posts 
So are you going to show your new blinged up body?
By 2nice [Ignore] 10,Sep,18 16:50 other posts  ⤴
No. Looks weird on a guy.
By kebmo [Ignore] 10,Sep,18 23:26 other posts 
Haha. 2nice did you feel that way before you got them pierced?
I don't have any piercings or tattoos. Divorcing a tattoo is harder than divorcing a person!


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