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Started by #578610 [Ignore] 15,May,19 15:04
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Me Mongo & I have a joke 🤭
One day I was doing a Uber Eats pick up at Arbys & I seen the Saggy Granny #610414 chowing down on a "Double Beef 'n Cheddar Meal", so I approached her.
I asked:
"did you give yourself a coat hanger abortion 18 years ago"
She replied:
"Yes"
I asked:
"Did you put it in the trash can ?"
She replied:
"Well yes 🤷♂️"
I asked:
"Did you put the lid on & do it up real tight ?"
She replied:
"yes"
Then I asked the Saggy:
"You didn't think I was going to escape did you ?
Why is the head of your dick purple I tried to warn you this would happen if you keep fucking whores now you caught something didn’t you it looks nasty seek help a doctor or shrink or funeral home but do something
🤣🤣😈
He was referring to Lix and Twowarmtts.
I find it humorous (good funny) that out of the top 5 SYC members, 2 are of a lady that dispite her plus size figure. she is sexy, sasy, and beautiful. The other remarkable thing is that a 67 yr old is not only competing with much, much younger women but actually rocking many men's rocks on site.
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Hi everyone 🙋♂️,
First of all I just wanted to introduce myself, Me Mongo
I am the soul survivor of a botched abortion my Mommy, Saggy Granny #610414 she preformed on me & my twin brother with a rusty old coat hanger, I was left severely disfigured having one of my eyeballs poked out, one side of my face no longer works from trauma & one of my testicles was ripped out, even though my penis received some scaring from the procedure, its ok, but instead of pointing up on a erection it points down 🤷♂️
My twin bro, he was never officially named, but I gave him a name, Bro, I love you Bro 🥹, didn't make it, while Mommy was fidgeting around trying to get me out, the coat hanger pierced his widdle heart & he died 😭.
Mommy got me out & threw me into a plastic bucket, I tried & tried with all my widdle might to climb the big plastic wall, I could not escape. Bro, even in his death saved me, in all the confusion when he came out, Charlie got up of the couch to kick him out the door of our trailer park home & bumped my abortion bucket over, so I took the chance & slithered under the couch & hid, feeding on old cigarette buts & Arby sandwich leftovers that my Step daddy Charlie had used to masturbate in & once done would chuck under the couch.
I grew strong & eventually was able to leave my confides of living under the couch & got a job working for the local parks department, scaping off roadkill of the roads in our local county, putting them into plastic garbage bags & have now improved myself again & have become a Uber Eats food delivery driver in my local area.
Love always,
Me Mongo 💖
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Precious R. Gr___ NP
Vets Healthcare System
Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
Be safe guys
Recomplicate or not its up to you 🤷♂️
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But, my post is not about the far right nightmare of the illegals destroying the American Way of Life. It's about every day people leaving their real lives behind and disappearing by choice or by force.
Hi Saggy Cat! #578610
A lump of shit- here is the real pic of #578610
Where my Mommy gone, I love you Mommy 🥹
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Never mind running a poll now if you wanted to participate, I'm actually interest in how many & who the people are that she has blacklisted 😘
I assumed the 4 people she blocked were (in alphabetical order) ChainsawGutsFuck, Freddy and Skittles. Who the 4th member is, I have no idea and by my calculation, I would be #5.
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