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Started by #578610 [Ignore] 15,May,19 15:04
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NEW STUFF, OLD STUFF, ANY STUFF. POST WHAT YOU LIKE, ASK WHAT YOU LIKE, LEAVE MSGS HERE. PLEASE BE CIVIL. IF YOU ARE GOING TO BITCH, DO IT WITH SOME CLASS.

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By #719542 04,Aug,24 15:34
Hi everyone 🙋‍♂️
Me Mongo & I have a joke 🤭

One day I was doing a Uber Eats pick up at Arbys & I seen the Saggy Granny #610414 chowing down on a "Double Beef 'n Cheddar Meal", so I approached her.

I asked:
"did you give yourself a coat hanger abortion 18 years ago"

She replied:
"Yes"

I asked:
"Did you put it in the trash can ?"

She replied:
"Well yes 🤷‍♂️"

I asked:
"Did you put the lid on & do it up real tight ?"


She replied:
"yes"

Then I asked the Saggy:
"You didn't think I was going to escape did you ? "


By CAT52! [Ignore] 04,Aug,24 09:42 other posts 
Here’s dgraff on 01,Jun,19 14:00 giving Leo some medical advice

Why is the head of your dick purple I tried to warn you this would happen if you keep fucking whores now you caught something didn’t you it looks nasty seek help a doctor or shrink or funeral home but do something

🤣🤣😈


By CAT52! [Ignore] 04,Aug,24 09:31 other posts 
I don’t remember who this is #585719, but, in 16,May,19 14:46 he posted:
He was referring to Lix and Twowarmtts.

I find it humorous (good funny) that out of the top 5 SYC members, 2 are of a lady that dispite her plus size figure. she is sexy, sasy, and beautiful. The other remarkable thing is that a 67 yr old is not only competing with much, much younger women but actually rocking many men's rocks on site.

😈


By #719542 04,Aug,24 01:05
My introduction, Me Mongo 💖

Hi everyone 🙋‍♂️,

First of all I just wanted to introduce myself, Me Mongo

I am the soul survivor of a botched abortion my Mommy, Saggy Granny #610414 she preformed on me & my twin brother with a rusty old coat hanger, I was left severely disfigured having one of my eyeballs poked out, one side of my face no longer works from trauma & one of my testicles was ripped out, even though my penis received some scaring from the procedure, its ok, but instead of pointing up on a erection it points down 🤷‍♂️

My twin bro, he was never officially named, but I gave him a name, Bro, I love you Bro 🥹, didn't make it, while Mommy was fidgeting around trying to get me out, the coat hanger pierced his widdle heart & he died 😭.

Mommy got me out & threw me into a plastic bucket, I tried & tried with all my widdle might to climb the big plastic wall, I could not escape. Bro, even in his death saved me, in all the confusion when he came out, Charlie got up of the couch to kick him out the door of our trailer park home & bumped my abortion bucket over, so I took the chance & slithered under the couch & hid, feeding on old cigarette buts & Arby sandwich leftovers that my Step daddy Charlie had used to masturbate in & once done would chuck under the couch.

I grew strong & eventually was able to leave my confides of living under the couch & got a job working for the local parks department, scaping off roadkill of the roads in our local county, putting them into plastic garbage bags & have now improved myself again & have become a Uber Eats food delivery driver in my local area.

Love always,
Me Mongo 💖

👉 /blogs/58025.html 👈


By CAT52! [Ignore] 03,Aug,24 22:01 other posts 
786-530-8xx0
Precious R. Gr___ NP
Vets Healthcare System
Fort Lauderdale, Florida.


By #719542 03,Aug,24 21:49
Wishing all the members here, friends or foe, that live in the Florida area well, sounds like things are starting to get really bad there with the current Hurricane warning advising seek shelter.

Be safe guys


By #719572 27,Jul,24 08:00
The sad reality of reality tv. If you look at 3 different reatily tv show ( gogglebox australia, love island and jermery kyle show ) you will discover a very sad and unnerving thing. 4 people have committed suicide. 1 in gogglebox, 1 in jermery kyle show and 2 in love island
By CAT52! [Ignore] 03,Aug,24 18:04 other posts 
I just can't get warm to reality shows, but, I do know they are popular. I didn't know the other sad facts.


By #719542 03,Aug,24 10:31
You silly cunties keep adding me to you friends lists Ill add all my recent friends to my friends lists, I don't have pics so some I don't have access to your pages, so if ya feel left out add me first or not, its up to you I wont be hung up on it, I'm not here this time around to get hung up on shit I don't fucking care to be honest 🤭

Recomplicate or not its up to you 🤷‍♂️


By #719542 30,Jul,24 20:29
Oh nooooo Lix is back 🤢🤮🙈

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By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 30,Jul,24 22:19 other posts 
I commented on that pic
By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 30,Jul,24 23:36 other posts 
Lix weighed more.
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 31,Jul,24 06:37 other posts 
that fat cow banned me
By #719542 31,Jul,24 09:25
Don't worry about it uncle Skits, she is just a fat ugly nigga, she is probably one of my nasty Mommy's friends, it's not your fault 😢
By #683639 30,Jul,24 23:38⤴
Fuck I just lost my hardon.
By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 30,Jul,24 23:55 other posts 
I thought Walruses did it for you llanta jamie?
By Cody8789 [Ignore] 31,Jul,24 02:27 other posts 
By #719542 31,Jul,24 09:28
By #683639 31,Jul,24 09:05⤴
No but you do
By PITBULL [Ignore] 03,Aug,24 09:11 other posts 
Cody put that sign back


By #719542 02,Aug,24 21:08
Marilyn's new song is awesome & the film clip one of his best.

👉 only registered users can see external links 👈


By CAT52! [Ignore] 31,Jul,24 12:21 other posts 
I was watching The History Guy on YouTube and learned an incredible statistic. In 2021 there were 36,000 people reported missing in the US and not one was ever found.
By phart [Ignore] 31,Jul,24 21:00 other posts 
So many folks here illegally,and the illegals kidnap,r@pe people,kill people ,dump them,never to be held accountable.
By CAT52! [Ignore] 01,Aug,24 09:11 other posts 
You are trying to say that all illegals are bad actors and that couldn't be furder from the truth. Yes, like any other group of people, there are bad people that are entering the country illegally, but, except for entering illegally, the great majority are lawful, hard working, tax paying people wanting to belong to the general public of the US.
But, my post is not about the far right nightmare of the illegals destroying the American Way of Life. It's about every day people leaving their real lives behind and disappearing by choice or by force.
By phart [Ignore] 01,Aug,24 09:31 other posts 
Here illegally but that somehow doesn't matter if they work or pay sales tax?
By CAT52! [Ignore] 01,Aug,24 09:36 other posts 
Not in the context of my post. Think about this. The difference between a legal good citizen and an illegal good citizen is a green card the size of a driver's license. As long as my neighbor cuts the grass, keeps his property reasonably clean, works, and is friendly, I don't care if he has a green card or not.
By phart [Ignore] 01,Aug,24 12:09 other posts 
then if you let them vote,you are part of the problem,not the solution.
By CAT52! [Ignore] 01,Aug,24 12:41 other posts 
That's a mighty big IF. Who would allow them to vote? Not me. That is until two things happen. First, they petition for a green card AND, if granted then follow all the rules to become naturalized citizens. Then they can vote like any other citizen. The mistake you ultra right people make is that you assume that residence in this country gives a person the right to vote. It's not so, it never was, it never will.


By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 30,Jul,24 15:54 other posts 


Hi Saggy Cat! #578610
By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 30,Jul,24 16:03 other posts 
By phart [Ignore] 30,Jul,24 17:18 other posts 


By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 30,Jul,24 14:15 other posts 


A lump of shit- here is the real pic of #578610
By #719542 30,Jul,24 16:57
Mommy 🥹 I knew you would find her for me Uncle Skits


By #719542 30,Jul,24 06:02
The prodigy son has returned "Me Mongo"

Where my Mommy gone, I love you Mommy 🥹

👉 /blogs/57994.html 👈
By Cody8789 [Ignore] 30,Jul,24 06:35 other posts 
Poor mongo, he’s all alone
By #719542 30,Jul,24 06:40
Do you know where my Mommy is Cody8789 🥹, I miss her & my Daddy Gerome (spelt with a G not a J 🤷‍♀️ )
By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 30,Jul,24 08:50 other posts 
Gerome is in prison and Mama Saggy has been busy changing Diabetos diapers.
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 30,Jul,24 10:45 other posts 
Very messy from his all fast food diet!
By #719542 30,Jul,24 16:56⤴




By #719572 28,Jul,24 10:22
Funny to think what shows were the predessor or forerunner to other shoes. The advemture game - forerunner to the crystal maze.


By #719542 27,Jul,24 05:23
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By bella! [Ignore] 27,Jul,24 08:59 other posts 
Hmmmmm.....the author of this thread is on my black list.
By #719542 27,Jul,24 23:24
Speaking of backlisting, has this member #578610 AKA CAT hit her panic 🚫button🚫 on you 🤷‍♀️
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Never mind running a poll now if you wanted to participate, I'm actually interest in how many & who the people are that she has blacklisted 😘
By bella! [Ignore] 28,Jul,24 07:17 other posts 
Is this a general question to all or are you specifically directing your question to me? She blacklisted me 2 or 3 days ago and I reciprocated. If I remember correctly, she had made a post stating that she had already blacklisted the usual 4 members and asked me why she shouldn't blacklist me? My reply was that I didn't give a flying fladoodle what she did and she chose to blacklist me.

I assumed the 4 people she blocked were (in alphabetical order) ChainsawGutsFuck, Freddy and Skittles. Who the 4th member is, I have no idea and by my calculation, I would be #5.
By bella! [Ignore] 28,Jul,24 07:50 other posts  ⤴
I've always felt she's a wack-job so, whatever.


By #719542 28,Jul,24 02:35
Thankyou for your services bbwfatpig ,at anytime I'm feeling horny & don't have the time to tug my dick, all I have to do is drop into your disgusting page for a look, kills any sexual desires I have for at least 3 days you fifthly discussing fat slag
By #719572 28,Jul,24 06:33
Aw come on. You got give the fatties something to look forward to if they cant get it in RL where else can they go lol.


By #719542 28,Jul,24 02:45
Gawwwd here is another big fat ugly mole Glynn_Manigault what the fuck are you doing on a site like this you fat ugly slag, this is a sex site, who the fuck would want to have sex with you 🤢🤮
By dgraff [Ignore] 28,Jul,24 05:29 other posts 
My god looks like a black lixsipsucket


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