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Kebmo angrily clicked away at his keyboard as he read what those stupid Republicans had said to Ananas2XLekker in the forum. Old Kebby had always been an angry old weak cunt. He fired off a scathing reply, knowing he would belittle his opponents with what he felt was his superior intellect. How dare they? He had been using google far longer than any of them. Wikipedia was saved to his bookmarks, and he was able to look up anything he wanted at any time to prove them wrong and back up his opinions. Ananas2Lekker was his closet friend on the site, and on the internet. He admired how Ananas had taken an interest in the United States, and foreign politics. Anal Licker, aka Ananas had told Ped0mo all about how he had enrolled in an online course on US History just so he could debate with Stupid Americans. How dare they have opinions or views that differ from theirs? After all, Canada is an embarrassment to the Commonwealth with their cheating in football. And the Netherlands- the conservatives just smashed the libTards this spring.

Kebby was about to log off for the night when he saw a notification that he had a new private message. He opened it to see if was from his sweet little tasty Dutch pineapple. There was a picture of Ananas on a bed with his asshole gapping open, and an actual pineapple next to him covered in feces. Ped0mo instantly grew hard in his high waisted grandpa jeans. High fashion he was not! He quickly undid the Velcro opening and pulled out his scab encrusted penis. It was still healing from wearing a thong he had purchased from TEMU after he saw a member of the cock site wearing a puke green colored pair with a little cat on the front. His poor penis, despite looking like it got dragged across sandpaper, was hard at a full half inch. He knew it would grow to full capacity at a whopping 3 inches once he was able to zoom in close on Anal Lickers gapped open Dutch oven. Seeing it up close on his monitor really got him going, and he looked around for the full 2-liter bottle of Canada Dry he purchased earlier to insert in his own asshole. Kebby paused a sec, he didn’t really like anal but he needed that feeling of being full in his back pussy, so once the bottle was all the way in his ass, he started humming along to Avril Lavigne’s Skaterboi. He had been unable to find his beloved ABBA record lately and his record player was broken.

After a few strokes, he knew he was about to bust so he grabbed an empty jar of smoked mackerel and shot his man gravy into it. The scene resembled a cyst getting popped. Despite his best efforts to save the cum to eat over video chat with Annasa later, it got everywhere. He pulled out his phone and snapped a pic to post for later. He cleaned up and walked to the bathroom for more pics. He did a few poses by his Calgary Flames shower curtain and admired his frail and elderly Mr. Burns from the Simpsons like physique in the mirror. Another old rat on the site hanging on to glory from decades ago!

Kebmo was just mad jealous of the United States. The US just made Canada look like a cuck on the world stage. Even though they constantly criticized the US, that did not stop them from having their hand out. Also, eager to accept US aid. America was also ungrateful for all Canada did after 9/11. They had sent a jeep and 8 “Soldiers” to fight in Afghanistan! Yes, we should be very grateful for all the assistance in smashing global terror. One can hardly imagine what will happen now that Biden has got the US in a shooting war in the middle east… again! Those pesky Houthis and dirty Hamas cunts. They all need a bullet in their unwashed heads. Filthy fucking savages. The only thing they understand is a boot to their scummy balls. But what had happened to lil Kembo, shoe size 6 to have all this rage?

We did some research and we understand his rage and jealously. It all started by in 1979 when little Kebby dropped out of high school. He wanted to make big money working in the oil fields or timber industry. About the only two things Canada has and the libs are wrecking both industries these days. Kebmo was wondering about looking for work when he ran into some oil workers from Texas. These were some real men. All over 6’ 3” and had had muscles. The exact opposite of the site wimp Kebmo. They were a in a small-town bar outside of Calgary (fucks sake, I actually had to look this shit city up on a map) Flyover country for sure! Kebmo had been drinking Molson all day, the shit beer they make up there. The Texans all had brand new trucks, expensive cowboy boots, and had their shit together. They were also spending a ton of money at the bar. Kebmo with his legendary inferiority complex, was filled with rage.

He went to take a piss and to try to cool off. He stood in front of the urinal with his 3 inches of flaming fury out, when one of the Texans came in. His inferior little pecker shriveled up and he stopped peeing. He cursed his little soldier and tried to zip up. The Texan reported he was literally cursing his cock and nearly zipped his junk up. The Texan looked over and said, wow! It is like a cock but smaller! And then saw Kebmo’s girl panties. This immediately enraged the Texan who turned towards lil-Kebby and finished his piss on Kebmo’s legs. Howling with laughter and exposing his massive cock, Kebmo shook in fear. He ran from the bathroom with the Texan in hot pursuit!

Lil-Kebby was trying to run to settle his bill at the bar and was dripping piss all over the floor. His cheap jeans were soaked from the large amount of piss the Texan had shot all over him. The Texan stopped his pursuit and yelled out to his friends- this little cunt is wearing panties and he has a small cock! The rest of the Texans got up and grabbed Lil-Kebby and started to choke him out. He took several punches to his frail frame before the bartender kicked them all out. Hardly finished with their beating, they took Lil-Kebby to their truck and threw the cunt into the pickup bed. He landed in their like a sack of potatoes as he passed out from the savage beating he took. It was the last thing he remembered.

He woke up hours later with his ass bleeding and sore. One of the Texans, a big black dude by the name of Deshawn has taken a liking to Kebby, and had roughly fucked Kebmos man pussy. This is why to this day he doesn’t like anal.

The Texans were nowhere to be found but he could still hear them howling with laughter in his feeble mind. It took a few minutes to fully realize what had happened to him. He was also in a strange place. Then his worst fears came true: They had broken the front window at Hudson Bay and turned him into a mannequin! He was in one of the women’s display windows wearing his little panties and was tied down like a dog. One of the female mannequin’s was positioned to be pointing at his small knob with a sign that said: hey, ladies, check me out! I am just like you! Completely humiliated by the Americans. He struggled to free himself before the store opened and all the shoppers started to arrive. But it was too late. Security found him and started howling with laughter. They took several pictures and let the public see his rat cock before cutting him down. He was handed over to law enforcement for booking.

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