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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
Please feel free to post miscellaneous subject matter, aka STUFF in this thread.

Please attempt to remain somewhat respectful to other members, ninnyhammers, dummies and folks you just don't like. Thank you.
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By CountryCouple54 [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 16:57 other posts 
Does any know how long this new hold on our uploads last before it shows up on the site?
By bella! [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 17:15 other posts 
That might be a better question directed to and answered by admin . Seems to me that I saw someone mention 48 to 72 hours.
By CountryCouple54 [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 17:33 other posts 
WTF. Oh well, we uploaded the same pic 4 times before we realized the new hold thingy. Guess we'll be doing some deleting if it pops up more than once.
By admin [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 17:32 other posts  ⤴
By the new Master Card reglations site operators are required to manually review all uploads before publishing them to prevent possible under@ge porn distribution. It does not matter who uploads, even if you have been here for 10 years, all uploads must be reviewed, non negotiable.

There is no any definitive time, they appear after a very cheap worker take a glance at them, since no way I'm gonna look at all those dicks. I don't see well alredy anyway, it's harmful for my eyes. It's bullshit, I know, I may still try to pass without Master Card or may be I will have to close the site at all, but for now I'm trying to comply.
By CountryCouple54 [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 17:36 other posts 
It's ok. The other 2 sites that we do as free members is the same way. Just didn't know it changed on this site.
By Dev01 [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 18:17 other posts  ⤴
very cheap worker take a glance at them, since no way I'm gonna look at all those dicks.🤣🤣🤣
By bella! [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 18:27 other posts 
You can't get any cheaper than free. Like I mentioned, I would need guidance on what to look for.
By Dev01 [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 18:35 other posts 
Admins comment made me choke on my coffee, and put a smile on my dial for the rest of the day 🙂🙃🙂
By bella! [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 18:44 other posts 
A smile to start your day, SUPER! Although I hope the coffee didn't go blowing out of your nose and spray your shirt or anyone sitting nearby.
By Dev01 [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 18:48 other posts 
All of the above, And apart from almost needing the Heimlich maneuver I'm still smiling
By #610414 20,Oct,21 19:33
Dev01, there you go again with your spelling. It’s HINDLICK maneuver.
By Dev01 [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 19:57 other posts 
Pretty sure it's correct. Oh, do you mean like Mum/mom or Gaol/jail or even Centre/centre? Henry Heimlich invented,Created on just tried it.
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By #610414 21,Oct,21 07:17
No. Two guys are dining in a restaurant. Suddenly, a good looking blonde at the next table stands up coughing and was unable to breathe. One guy rushes over to the blonde’s back, lifts her skirt and 👅 licks her ass. The blonde spits out what was chocking her, slaps the guy’s face and takes off. When the guy gets back to his table, his friend asks him,”What possessed a you?”. The guy answered, “ I was performing the Hindlick Maneuver”

By Dev01 [Ignore] 21,Oct,21 15:59 other posts 
ok
By Dev01 [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 22:12 other posts  ⤴
Henry Heimlich
By kebmo [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 18:53 other posts  ⤴
Bella, look for wrinkles!
By bella! [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 19:09 other posts 
Wrinkles? Wrinkles where?
By bella! [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 18:32 other posts  ⤴
I could be a dick detective and Jamie has volunteered to be a pussy patrolman.
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 21,Oct,21 13:31 other posts  ⤴
admin What qualifies as a review? And how is this review documented for compliance? Seems arbitrary on the surface...

What about a compliance affidavit when a pic is uploaded? That basically stipulates the items is mine, or does not violate any of the covenants required by MC?
By admin [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 17:38 other posts  ⤴
I may try to appoint some old time members to do such reviews if anyone willing to take this kind of responsibility. This may speed up the process.
By bella! [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 17:42 other posts 
I would be willing to volunteer my help if you would put your trust in members. Only thing being, I would need guidance on determining what to look for.
By #574505 20,Oct,21 18:20
I may help too--------------------------------------- added after 26 minutesMine took about 10 or 15 minutes for pic to upload
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 21:42 other posts 
Bella, Jamie... good. No site Indians please
By bella! [Ignore] 22,Oct,21 13:17 other posts 
I have volunteered to be a pecker checker!
By #648364 22,Oct,21 20:03
In the military the term pecker checker refers to an observer of the piss test. You actually have to observe the passing of the specimen samples from the pecker into the cup and then to the collection point where the sample is sealed and initialed. I'm gay and hated that job with a passion. The only difference in cocks are the assholes attached to them.
By #610414 22,Oct,21 18:14⤴
Are men better than women at recognizing iffy cocks?
By #610414 20,Oct,21 18:36⤴
CC my uploads took a little over 30 hrs


By phart [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 22:19 other posts 
Well it looks like they found the dirty Laundrie
Ought to just leave him where the bastard lays
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By Dev01 [Ignore] 20,Oct,21 22:22 other posts 
Yep, Cunt should have paid the price. Getting rapped and bashed in Gaol.
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Even crims have standards
By bella! [Ignore] 21,Oct,21 03:01 other posts 
You can learn so much from SYD/SYC, sometimes it's like going to school. Thank you Dev01, tonight I Google'd "Gaol" to understand what you were speaking of.
By Dev01 [Ignore] 21,Oct,21 03:33 other posts 
lolNot to be confused with Goal
Or Heimlich
By bella! [Ignore] 22,Oct,21 13:25 other posts  ⤴
The FBI has confirmed the remains found are those of Brian Laundrie. Isn't odd that as soon as his parents involved themselves in his search, he, his remains were located? Apparently you cannot rely on cadaver dogs to get the job done.
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 22,Oct,21 14:27 other posts 
In the back of my mind... is he missing a few teeth and these are just random bones they planted??

He's still on the run??
By bella! [Ignore] 22,Oct,21 16:22 other posts 
Like I said, it does seem peculiar that Laundrie's uncooperative parents got involved and were able to accomplish what cadaver dogs were not able to do.
By #610414 22,Oct,21 18:09⤴
He probably was guilty but, now, we’ll never know for sure. According to experts, the cadaver dogs missed the scent because the area where it was found was about 6’ under water. It sounds fishy as the parents conveniently found some of his belongings on the first day they went looking


By bella! [Ignore] 22,Oct,21 13:29 other posts 
The Canadian government has not banned the use of the phrase
Let's go Brandon!
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 22,Oct,21 14:26 other posts 
By kebmo [Ignore] 22,Oct,21 14:29 other posts  ⤴
I certainly hope not!
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By phart [Ignore] 21,Oct,21 20:40 other posts 
Read before it disappears.
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By bella! [Ignore] 22,Oct,21 13:15 other posts 
I'm not providing my email address to read an article.


By kebmo [Ignore] 21,Oct,21 22:04 other posts 
Voter fraud conviction.

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By #610414 21,Oct,21 19:53
I’ve tried. Everyone knows I’ve tried. I thought if you are nice to someone they would, at the very least, be courteous. I was wrong.

Sir-Skittles posted
It all makes sense now! The site medical officer has found out what ails The Saggy Granny Twowarmtts3! This is not to be confused with her numerous mental disorders and cognitive decline.

Background :

Hair tourniquet syndrome is a rare clinical phenomenon that involves hair, thread, or similar material becoming so tightly wrapped around an appendage that it results in pain, injury, and, sometimes, loss of the appendage. [1] Essentially, any appendage may be involved, including labia, clitoris, uvula, and vaginal labium.

Now I understand to some extent why she is such a cranky loon! We believe that Bjuk Bjuka suffers this as well. He was a real crank cunt in chat last night!

I’m done. My question is,”What should I do now?
By phart [Ignore] 21,Oct,21 20:45 other posts 
The saggy granny 2warmtits3 is not a real name of a person.
It is a fake name used on a anonymous website.
if he put another persons site name on there I am willing to bet you would laugh like everyone else. It is fiction, it is a joke ,it is meant to be entertaining and humorous.

Hey don't be such a stick in the mud, don't you remember that cute little short bus he posted a pic of and he talked about the saggy granny driving it,a 48-thru early 55 chevy!! Would love to get my hands on it and change the rear axle ratio so it would go 55 and convert it to a motorhome!
Sadly the pic is gone.
By #610414 21,Oct,21 22:00
Phart, are you blind? The only one he refers to as the saggy granny is me and 2warmtts3 and Twowarmtts3 just have a a different spelling. It is not meant to be entertaining and humorous. It’s meant to be insulting, and used to get my goat up. This is the person who trashed my pages if I let him. This is the person who makes horrible comments on my pics. This is the person that has told me, from day one that I don’t belong on the site.
If you find it funny then you are as perverted as he is and perhaps I should not consider you a friend. Very well. I guess I know where we stand, and I know what I have to do.
By bella! [Ignore] 21,Oct,21 23:49 other posts 
I'm going to mention this again, your biggest supporter, cheerleader, whatever you want to call her, is no longer here and upon her departure you've "changed". Are members supposed to forgive and forget just like that?

It's difficult to forget the hateful things said and the nasty and uncalled for names that you've called various members.
By #610414 22,Oct,21 00:04
It’s not one sided and you know it. However, maybe you are right that they have long memories. I didn’t nor do I now expect members that I had disagreements with to forgive and forget. I understand them. It’s me I’m disappointed with. Yes, I tried to change but that’s exactly why I’m disappointed with me. I should have know that these fine, upstanding members are really a poor slice of humanity with little heart or pity. I don’t and won’t, ever, apologize for defending myself in order to exist here. And it’s mostly these members that crawl through the forums. The others, the ones on the other side of SYD/SYC are nice people, men and women. Well, it is what it is. Thank you for listening and thank the Mountain Man for being honest with me.
By bella! [Ignore] 21,Oct,21 22:02 other posts  ⤴
I will give you the same advice I've shared with others, IGNORE your tormentor.
By #610414 21,Oct,21 22:06
I’m not putting down your advice, but, give me a reason why I should. This part is an edit. Please don’t give me a reason. I should have known better than to try to be somewhat friendly to a pit viper. I should have learned that on this site the only way to exist is to be a bitch.
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I’ll take this to my thread sometime. Right now I’m not in a good place. I’ve been neglecting my home space. I think it’s time


By #574505 21,Oct,21 19:16
Jack bought this Assie bites they are delicious [deleted image]
By Dev01 [Ignore] 21,Oct,21 19:38 other posts 
VERY HARD TO FIND IN STRAYA. ONLY COSTCO, WHICH WE DONT HAVE MANY. AND A FEW OTHER STORES. TOO HEALTHY FOR ME JAMIE, NOT EVEN SURE IF THEY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH STRAYA.

BTW I AM TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE ITS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY... FYI
By #574505 21,Oct,21 19:47
I bought at sams club
By Dev01 [Ignore] 21,Oct,21 19:52 other posts 
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 21,Oct,21 19:56 other posts  ⤴
Jamie make yer dinner to go
By #574505 21,Oct,21 21:07
On your way
By bella! [Ignore] 21,Oct,21 21:59 other posts  ⤴
INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY? Really?
By kebmo [Ignore] 21,Oct,21 22:00 other posts  ⤴
I DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS CAPS LOCK DAY!
By Dev01 [Ignore] 21,Oct,21 22:17 other posts 
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By bella! [Ignore] 21,Oct,21 21:57 other posts  ⤴
Jamie, "ASSIE" bites as in ASS? Was that a spelling "oops"?
By #574505 21,Oct,21 22:02
Oops yes


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