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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
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By dgraff [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 20:36 other posts 
I’m your ice cream man stop me when I’m passing by oh my my I’m your ice cream man stop me when I’m passing bye and if you let me cool you one time you’ll be my regular stop all right boys I got chocolate and vanilla Dixie cups all flavors of push ups to
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 22:49 other posts 
Oh, Van Halen!
By dgraff [Ignore] 12,Jul,24 04:35 other posts 
It’s been hot out and I guess I was thinking of ice cream
By kebmo [Ignore] 12,Jul,24 23:36 other posts  ⤴
Are all your flavours guaranteed to satisfy?
By dgraff [Ignore] 13,Jul,24 00:40 other posts 
absolutely


By #714675 12,Jul,24 12:42
I have a question. Why does BJUK act like a cunt-wipe-smear all the time. Once in a while yes but he is cement3ed into the books.
If you call him a cunt he turns into a triple thick cunt. A cunt is a cunt. BJUK fits this decription totally. He's so rude and nasty


By kebmo [Ignore] 08,Jul,24 11:41 other posts 
I just saw on the news that over 2 million people in Texas, primarily in the Houston area, are without power. It’s going to be in the mid to low 30’s (90’s)for the next week so hopefully the power will get up for air-conditioning and refrigeration quickly.
By bella! [Ignore] 08,Jul,24 12:16 other posts 
Was that a result of hurricane Beryl?
By kebmo [Ignore] 08,Jul,24 12:41 other posts 
Yes. Think of all the food in restaurants, warehouses and people’s homes that will end up in the garbage. I suppose more than a few people have generators for such occasions.
By phart [Ignore] 09,Jul,24 19:19 other posts 
well I just read that the idiots in california are going to cut peoples power off from 2 am to 2 pm or so to prevent fires. So we kill off people by spoiling their food, and heat exhaustion??
By kebmo [Ignore] 09,Jul,24 20:01 other posts 
I think you need to confirm if that is factual information. I think you’ll agree that that sounds absurd.
Wherever you read it is probably not a reliable source of factual information.
If you can confirm that and post proof here I will send you a gift! 👍
By phart [Ignore] 09,Jul,24 22:07 other posts 
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"PG&E has stated that they will likely start shutting off power to these customers somewhere around 2:30 a.m. and 4 a.m. on Tuesday morning.

The electric company will then restore power to its customers by 2 p.m. on Wednesday. "
By phart [Ignore] 09,Jul,24 22:10 other posts  ⤴
may sound absurd to us normal folks that live in area's where the power company takes responsibility's for their right of ways and keep them clean.
BUT you have to remember this is california and they are more concerned about the trees then they are about the people.
So much for all their smog control methods with half the damn state on fire.And I can't find the link right at the moment but colorado is doing similar things with the power for the same reasons.
By kebmo [Ignore] 10,Jul,24 00:01 other posts 
Well you got me but it’s only about 12,000 people
In a state of 50 million and it’s related to idiots
and their fireworks on the Fourth of July.
I live in Alberta and there were forest fires
every summer that cause evacuations. I have never
heard of a preemptive power outage.

Enjoy your gift! 💝

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By phart [Ignore] 10,Jul,24 06:20 other posts 
well,it's not just california.
december 24th 2022, we were greeted with a 12 hour power outage, it was very cold and the power company was supposedly shifting the outages around to keep folks from being out over 2 hours or so at the time. we were left off for 12 hours. imagine trying to cook Christmas dinner with no electric,and it very cold, i can't remember but seems 20 was a high?
By kebmo [Ignore] 10,Jul,24 08:51 other posts 
Those are called brownouts or rolling blackouts.
By phart [Ignore] 10,Jul,24 10:19 other posts 
and that day, it SUCKED


By bella! [Ignore] 10,Jul,24 07:37 other posts 
This is titled as "seat belt secret". Does the seat belt have any relationship to why the car can be maneuvered while in neutral?

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By phart [Ignore] 10,Jul,24 10:19 other posts 
It is acting as a harness on a horse pulling a plow,it is another contact point for your body to help push the jeep.
in this case it also keeps you in a postion to steer and your body can push.
1 issue I see is if you trip, fart and fall,as i do often, you will get drug to where ever it stops.


By phart [Ignore] 10,Jul,24 09:47 other posts 
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By bella! [Ignore] 06,Jul,24 18:44 other posts 
Member #717506, Wife+Hubby, has deleted.
By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 08,Jul,24 20:04 other posts 
Oh well.
By tecsan [Ignore] 09,Jul,24 04:25 other posts  ⤴
Great news, thanks.


By kebmo [Ignore] 29,Jun,24 00:57 other posts 
She is the person who won on Jeopardy tonight.

Who is Cat?
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Jun,24 06:23 other posts 
Huh?

Are you viewing the Jeopardy that features Ken Jennings, who replaced Alex Trebek or a Canadian something else?
By kebmo [Ignore] 29,Jun,24 12:53 other posts 
Ken Jennings. The winner of yesterday’s game is Cat.
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Jun,24 13:28 other posts 
Oh, apparently the Survivor player, Drew Basile lost, yeah? I read some articles that folks didn't like him because he acted like a pompous jerk when he won. By the way, did Jeopardy's Cat look like the CAT who was here?
By kebmo [Ignore] 29,Jun,24 13:47 other posts 
I totally agree with the dislike of Drew. I was really hoping he wouldn’t make it to five games because now we have to see him in the tournament of champions.

Not the same Cat.
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Jun,24 13:38 other posts  ⤴
I just watched the episode and it is not the same Cat.

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By phart [Ignore] 29,Jun,24 17:53 other posts 
The last 7 or 8 minutes of that is some barefooted fellow sitting indian style on his couch eating out of a bowel with his hands???

but as for cats, I am concerned, there was a stray cat in my yard last night! Eyes glowing by the golf cart lights, could it be cat has morphed and traveled north?????
By dgraff [Ignore] 30,Jun,24 19:58 other posts 
If it is keep her down there because there’s not enough room for her and myself in Pennsylvania
By phart [Ignore] 30,Jun,24 21:36 other posts 
since i found out that squirrels eating the insolation off the electric wires is why my neighbors house burned down, I am thinking of getting a cat or 2. keep them chased away. The hawks are not doing their job!
By dgraff [Ignore] 01,Jul,24 04:38 other posts 
Cat’s get fat and lazy i have one it sat and watched a field mouse run by and snickers pounced on it and killed it so get a Rottweiler instead
By phart [Ignore] 06,Jul,24 17:45 other posts 
By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 30,Jun,24 21:30 other posts  ⤴
CAT as a cat:

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By phart [Ignore] 30,Jun,24 21:34 other posts 
By bella! [Ignore] 01,Jul,24 07:43 other posts  ⤴
That is one ugly ass looking cat.
By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 01,Jul,24 08:37 other posts 
Which one?
By bella! [Ignore] 01,Jul,24 09:57 other posts 
Dang, you got me there.


By the way, I noticed that my "predictive text" apparently changed "looking" to "cooking" and for the record, I edited my post to correctly reflect LOOKING.
By bella! [Ignore] 01,Jul,24 09:55 other posts  ⤴
By the way, kebmo, if this is the Double Jeopardy round, I would say; Alex, I choose "Who is CAT" for $1,000.00.


By bella! [Ignore] 06,Jul,24 08:05 other posts 
This looks like a great "trick" to wager money on. 👍

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By kebmo [Ignore] 06,Jul,24 16:49 other posts 
Well not a gambler but if somebody proposed that to me I would immediately know that they know something that I don’t know and I would decline.


By #714675 05,Jul,24 23:18
From a great profit who once said many years ago:
BJUK is a cunt
That concludes the history lesson for today.
By dgraff [Ignore] 06,Jul,24 07:41 other posts 
Not only a cunt but a big hairy smelly cunt that looks like a bucket of smashed crabs 🦀
By #714675 06,Jul,24 16:35
Ya think.


By Jamie [Ignore] 05,Jul,24 17:21 other posts 
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By dgraff [Ignore] 05,Jul,24 19:59 other posts 
he’s a black woman all right


By kebmo [Ignore] 04,Jul,24 18:23 other posts 
So the men’s Nathan‘s hotdog eating contest in New York today was won by somebody who ate 58 hotdogs in 10 minutes. That’s disgusting. 🤮

The woman’s title was won by a woman who ate 51 hotdogs.
I don’t know why I know this but I just know that somewhere there are guys jerking off while watching her scarf down hotdogs! 🤣
By bella! [Ignore] 05,Jul,24 01:35 other posts 
And two hotdogs are too many for me. Every now and again I want a hotdog, whether it be a coney dog, fully dressed with chili, onions and mustard, of course! Or just a good, natural casing dog, cooked on the barbecue grill is yummy!

Regarding somewhere around the world, men jerking off while watching a woman pound down 51 dogs, ewwww.....! Just Ewwww.....!!!!
By dgraff [Ignore] 05,Jul,24 06:21 other posts 
I like to do hotdogs in my blue speckled roster with a bag of sauerkraut on the bottom a 24 jumbo pack of ball park beef franks and another bag of sauerkraut on top of them then heat them in the oven
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Ball park Frank’s they plump when you cook them
By bella! [Ignore] 05,Jul,24 08:50 other posts 
Oi! You and your arsenal of catchy commercial hook lines! You're a funny bunny, Mr. dgraff! Yep, a funny bunny!
By dgraff [Ignore] 05,Jul,24 09:13 other posts 
I can just see the dents in my roster forming
By bella! [Ignore] 05,Jul,24 12:27 other posts 
You are SO SILLY!
By bella! [Ignore] 05,Jul,24 12:26 other posts  ⤴
By the way, I enjoy baking a lean pork roast over sauerkraut. So darn good!
By dgraff [Ignore] 05,Jul,24 15:25 other posts 
Yep me too
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And with my leftover sauerkraut I make Rubin sandwiches but cornbeef is way too expensive right now
By kebmo [Ignore] 05,Jul,24 18:48 other posts  ⤴
Nothing like a nice plump wiener in your mouth. 😜
By dgraff [Ignore] 05,Jul,24 19:56 other posts 
Mmmmm I can just taste one now


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