1/4 cup butter
1 clove garlic, crushed, finely grated, or pressed (optional)
1 cup heavy cream
1 ½ cups freshly grated Parmesan cheese
Salt and pepper, to taste
Pinch of nutmeg (optional)
1. Melt butter in a saucepan over medium low heat. If you’re flavoring the sauce with garlic, add it to the melted butter and cook for about 1 minute. Do not let it brown. That’s just not right!
2. Whisk in the cream and simmer gently for 5 minutes to cook out some of the water from the cream.
3. Remove the pan from heat and add cheese a handful at a time, whisking after each addition until the cheese is melted. I tend to add a bit more, because it makes the sauce a little thicker, plus, it’s cheese! I say, the more cheese, the better! It’s CHEESE, Gromit!
4. Return the pan to the heat and let the sauce simmer gently for 4 to 5 minutes more until the sauce is thickened. Do not let it boil, or else it will separate and lose its smooth texture, and who wants separated nasty ol’ failure Alfredo sauce? I know I don’t!
5. Season with salt and pepper and add a pinch of nutmeg, because, DAMN! It makes the sauce taste like heaven, but only if you want to add it, because I’m not the boss of you!
6. Put it on something! EAT IT! You know you want to!
(I make a chicken, black olive, mozzarella, provolone, and artichoke hearts pizza with my sauce, with lots of CHEESE on it! CHEESE, GROMIT! CHEESE! It’s a helluva lot better than anything you can have delivered, that’s for sure!)
3/4 cup warm water
1 tsp active dry yeast (I use a packet of Fleischmann’s Rapid Rise)
2-2 ½ cups 00 flour (specialty pasta and pizza flour)
2 tsp salt
Combine water and yeast in a large bowl (I usually warm my water up in a measuring cup in the nuker for about 20 seconds and then whisk in the yeast, but I’m not the boss of you, so do it your way).
Add 2 cups flour and the salt, then mix until a shaggy dough forms (my sister-in-law gave me a Kitchenaide upright mixer she wasn’t using, so I use that).
Pull it out and knead it until smooth, elastic, and slightly tacky, about 5 minutes. If dough is too sticky, knead in more flour 1 tbsp at a time (up to ½ cup of flour).
Place dough in an oiled bowl and turn to coat.
Cover and let rise until doubled in size, about 1 hour (my oven has a bread proofing function, so I use that). Dough can be used immediately or refrigerated up to three days.
While dough rises, preheat oven to 500ºF, unless your oven has a bread proofing function. In that case, wait until the dough has risen and then take it out of the oven before you fire up the flames of hell!
Grease or oil (I use real butter for a pretty browned crust) a large pizza pan, or two 10-inch pizza pans, if you want. Mine is, like, 16 inches, so I make one big ass pizza. If you have just a 10 inch (there’s a dirty joke in there somewhere), split the dough in two and go from there.
Place dough in the middle of the pan and flatten it out to a disc. Working from the center, gently press and stretch the dough to 1/4" thick.
Top with your favorite sauce and toppings. I love tomato sauce, provolone, mozzarella, pepperoni, black olives, and mushrooms on mine. I make my own sauce from an 8 ounce can of tomato sauce, garlic salt, and Italian seasonings and let it sit while the dough rises. No measurements. Just put stuff into it until you like how it tastes.
You’re supposed to bake it for 8-10 minutes, but I’ve found my oven takes longer, so after 8-10 minutes, check on it and see if the crust and the cheese is starting to brown a little.
When done, pull that bad boy out of the fire box and let it cool for 5 minutes. Then, enjoy the fuck out of it!
I ❤️ it, thank you for sharing! My guess is that you make homemade pizza with some regularity.
Do you bake bread? I enjoy watching YouTube and always looking for interesting content; mainly easy BUT delicious meals and/or soups, easy bread (preferably no knead), funny things, etc…. Last year I made bread that looked good but apparently it was too easy that it lacked taste and everything else. If you have a bread recipe that might work (for me), please post. I love the crusty type bread and have a Dutch oven.
I haven’t made bread. But, I do make pizza about once a week. I have a variation where I use homemade Alfredo sauce, mozzarella, provolone, chicken, onions, black olives, and artichoke hearts that is always a favorite here.
The flour I use is Bob’s Red Mill 00 flour. A couple of places around here carry it.
I knew fetterman would switch sides sooner or later his parents were hard core republicans and so was fetterman he used the democrats to get his foot in the door he said turning to the Republican Party allows him to further help the American people
Maybe i misjudged him at first
I honestly was afraid for him to get into politics at all considering his brain injury situation. I cope with the results of tbi every day of my life and I have come to realize, I can do ALOT and I might could do more but if i make a mistake to high up the totem pole it could cost people money,lives,etc.
Yea I saw the 1 where he went fishing and found a good spot, marked it, so they could go back. BUT they didn't get the same boat at the rental company so they couldn't find their spot, the x was in the boat.
Yes, I like scrolling through YouTube searching for interesting tutorials on cooking. This particular video gobsmacked me, it’s about making fudge and the base ingredient is VELVEETA CHEESE! There is so much wrong with this recipe however I watched the video anyway!
I would definitely taste it but I would never risk making something so different and risk wasting it.
I have never made fudge but isn't 2 pounds of icing sugar and extreme amount?
My first thought was to make sure that the mixer is on LOW!! 😄
Yeah, I don’t recall the exact measurements of the VELVEETA cheese or the amount of BUTTER, it was the 2 lb bag of confectioners sugar that left a lasting impression! My teeth ache just thinking about all that sugar…..
Frying? Yeah, I suspect that when a naked cook stands in front of pan full of bacon that starts to spit and spatter, it might look like “dancing” as they jump around while being spattered by hot bacon grease! You’re so silly!
"How One Tiny Country Rivals American Farming"
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Of course, I am a little proud when I watch this video,
but I'm happy it isn't just a puff piece, and it is discussing problems too.
There is one issue they are NOT raising. It's the cost versus the benefit.
Watch the video and pick up on how much this is costing my country.
This is what they say about the value of the goods it creates: $140 Billion.
Now compare that with our GDP of that same year: $1,228 Billion.
Then decide if it's good economics to keep doing this, at this scale.
I hear you, my texting ability depends solely on my right index finger. My point being that PERHAPS if you title it, providing that the title or synapsis is of interest to others, you would/should get reactions ie additional comments.
I admit, although I have an interest in cars, I really don’t care about President Trump’s car collection. Now the following article regarding the possibility of George Strait replacing Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl halftime show was of interest to me!
I was actually surprised that Trump had a car collection. he does not seem to be mechanically inclined in any way. and i must say,none of his cars are the type i prefer . well maybe the escalade if it has a trailer hitch, but other than that, nope.
I don't watch the super bowel but if i did and something like bad bunny came up on the screen, i would just shut it off.
nfl is going the way of nascar, down the toilet.
you are so naive.
poor thing, i almost feel sorry for you.
You actually believe iran returned the money?
can't use for war, do you honestly think they are so stupid they can't launder money and then use it for war?????
Ok so they can't hand a terrorist 40 million dollars 1 day. But they can supply the terrorist with 300 nissan trucks to mount machine guns to. and claim they are to haul food. DUH. think cat, think.
as usual you got it backwards. I SAID that the money we sent Iran was money we impounded in American banks during the embassy takeover in the 1970's in Iran. Jimmy Carter was president then. I never saint Iran returned any money. Get your facts right.
I know the money can be laundered, but, the money was NOT taxpayer money.
yea, i read something yesterday about this, had the Indians give the pilgrams donkeys instead of turkeys we could all be getting a piece of ass right about now!
Thank you! We were 16 people of four generations
at my parents home. Of those 16 people 12 of them
call me uncle and six of them were my parents great
grandchildren. 🇨🇦 🇨🇦🇨🇦
I have over 350 family members on my mothers side, my family is so big, the new york times wrote an article about my family, I have the newspaper clipping.
Wow.
Truth is sadly, my family is shrinking fast. there is only 6 of us at the table at thanksgiving and there used to be about 14. there is some family that choose to be assholes and not associate with the rest and that's fine. on both sides of my family. My dad told me, sure, i have some family from sc, but have you met any of them? Nope, remember that when i die and a bunch of jack ass's come up here wanting shit.
We have it broken down by the different families, but when my parents or grand parents were alive we usually had about 40 during the holidays. And just five miles from my house, my cousin had about the same and so on.
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1/4 cup butter
1 clove garlic, crushed, finely grated, or pressed (optional)
1 cup heavy cream
1 ½ cups freshly grated Parmesan cheese
Salt and pepper, to taste
Pinch of nutmeg (optional)
1. Melt butter in a saucepan over medium low heat. If you’re flavoring the sauce with garlic, add it to the melted butter and cook for about 1 minute. Do not let it brown. That’s just not right!
2. Whisk in the cream and simmer gently for 5 minutes to cook out some of the water from the cream.
3. Remove the pan from heat and add cheese a handful at a time, whisking after each addition until the cheese is melted. I tend to add a bit more, because it makes the sauce a little thicker, plus, it’s cheese! I say, the more cheese, the better! It’s CHEESE, Gromit!
4. Return the pan to the heat and let the sauce simmer gently for 4 to 5 minutes more until the sauce is thickened. Do not let it boil, or else it will separate and lose its smooth texture, and who wants separated nasty ol’ failure Alfredo sauce? I know I don’t!
5. Season with salt and pepper and add a pinch of nutmeg, because, DAMN! It makes the sauce taste like heaven, but only if you want to add it, because I’m not the boss of you!
6. Put it on something! EAT IT! You know you want to!
(I make a chicken, black olive, mozzarella, provolone, and artichoke hearts pizza with my sauce, with lots of CHEESE on it! CHEESE, GROMIT! CHEESE! It’s a helluva lot better than anything you can have delivered, that’s for sure!)
GROMMIT? I know what a grommet is but I definitely am confused by grommit. Gimme some help, please.
3/4 cup warm water
1 tsp active dry yeast (I use a packet of Fleischmann’s Rapid Rise)
2-2 ½ cups 00 flour (specialty pasta and pizza flour)
2 tsp salt
Combine water and yeast in a large bowl (I usually warm my water up in a measuring cup in the nuker for about 20 seconds and then whisk in the yeast, but I’m not the boss of you, so do it your way).
Add 2 cups flour and the salt, then mix until a shaggy dough forms (my sister-in-law gave me a Kitchenaide upright mixer she wasn’t using, so I use that).
Pull it out and knead it until smooth, elastic, and slightly tacky, about 5 minutes. If dough is too sticky, knead in more flour 1 tbsp at a time (up to ½ cup of flour).
Place dough in an oiled bowl and turn to coat.
Cover and let rise until doubled in size, about 1 hour (my oven has a bread proofing function, so I use that). Dough can be used immediately or refrigerated up to three days.
While dough rises, preheat oven to 500ºF, unless your oven has a bread proofing function. In that case, wait until the dough has risen and then take it out of the oven before you fire up the flames of hell!
Grease or oil (I use real butter for a pretty browned crust) a large pizza pan, or two 10-inch pizza pans, if you want. Mine is, like, 16 inches, so I make one big ass pizza. If you have just a 10 inch (there’s a dirty joke in there somewhere), split the dough in two and go from there.
Place dough in the middle of the pan and flatten it out to a disc. Working from the center, gently press and stretch the dough to 1/4" thick.
Top with your favorite sauce and toppings. I love tomato sauce, provolone, mozzarella, pepperoni, black olives, and mushrooms on mine. I make my own sauce from an 8 ounce can of tomato sauce, garlic salt, and Italian seasonings and let it sit while the dough rises. No measurements. Just put stuff into it until you like how it tastes.
You’re supposed to bake it for 8-10 minutes, but I’ve found my oven takes longer, so after 8-10 minutes, check on it and see if the crust and the cheese is starting to brown a little.
When done, pull that bad boy out of the fire box and let it cool for 5 minutes. Then, enjoy the fuck out of it!
Do you bake bread? I enjoy watching YouTube and always looking for interesting content; mainly easy BUT delicious meals and/or soups, easy bread (preferably no knead), funny things, etc…. Last year I made bread that looked good but apparently it was too easy that it lacked taste and everything else. If you have a bread recipe that might work (for me), please post. I love the crusty type bread and have a Dutch oven.
The flour I use is Bob’s Red Mill 00 flour. A couple of places around here carry it.
I’ll post the Alfredo recipe sometime.
Maybe i misjudged him at first
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Sue goo a dollar for a year!
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I have never made fudge but isn't 2 pounds of icing sugar and extreme amount?
My first thought was to make sure that the mixer is on LOW!! 😄
I will start with frying bacon naked while dancing.
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Of course, I am a little proud when I watch this video,
but I'm happy it isn't just a puff piece, and it is discussing problems too.
There is one issue they are NOT raising. It's the cost versus the benefit.
Watch the video and pick up on how much this is costing my country.
This is what they say about the value of the goods it creates: $140 Billion.
Now compare that with our GDP of that same year: $1,228 Billion.
Then decide if it's good economics to keep doing this, at this scale.
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This Hour Has 22 Minutes. This is a clip:
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I admit, although I have an interest in cars, I really don’t care about President Trump’s car collection. Now the following article regarding the possibility of George Strait replacing Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl halftime show was of interest to me!
I don't watch the super bowel but if i did and something like bad bunny came up on the screen, i would just shut it off.
nfl is going the way of nascar, down the toilet.
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We don’t need to be spending billions on the democrats overseas agenda
poor thing, i almost feel sorry for you.
You actually believe iran returned the money?
can't use for war, do you honestly think they are so stupid they can't launder money and then use it for war?????
Ok so they can't hand a terrorist 40 million dollars 1 day. But they can supply the terrorist with 300 nissan trucks to mount machine guns to. and claim they are to haul food. DUH. think cat, think.
I know the money can be laundered, but, the money was NOT taxpayer money.
it's a joke!
at my parents home. Of those 16 people 12 of them
call me uncle and six of them were my parents great
grandchildren. 🇨🇦 🇨🇦🇨🇦
Truth is sadly, my family is shrinking fast. there is only 6 of us at the table at thanksgiving and there used to be about 14. there is some family that choose to be assholes and not associate with the rest and that's fine. on both sides of my family. My dad told me, sure, i have some family from sc, but have you met any of them? Nope, remember that when i die and a bunch of jack ass's come up here wanting shit.
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