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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
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By #702802 21,Dec,23 15:39


By Jamie [Ignore] 15,Dec,23 23:56 other posts 
Don't get caught only registered users can see external links
By bella! [Ignore] 16,Dec,23 10:02 other posts 
She was pleasuring herself on the beach? Why not, men do it!
By Jamie [Ignore] 16,Dec,23 12:03 other posts 
Yes but she got dead
By dgraff [Ignore] 16,Dec,23 18:38 other posts 
Were do men pleasure themselves on the beach???
I want to see too
By Jamie [Ignore] 16,Dec,23 19:05 other posts 
No beach here close to me or else I would.
By dgraff [Ignore] 16,Dec,23 19:37 other posts 
By bella! [Ignore] 16,Dec,23 21:36 other posts 
I want to say that that is something that I read here. Could it have been leo? Can't remember......
By dgraff [Ignore] 17,Dec,23 04:25 other posts 
Oh Leo that sick pig most likely pleasures him self in the grocery store
Clean up isle 3
By phart [Ignore] 17,Dec,23 10:35 other posts 
He has no morals, no shame, no respect, no empathy ,no common sense, nothing
By #681164 17,Dec,23 16:57
Jamie, I read the article. She died of uncertain circumstances eight months after she got caught masturbating in public. Do you think one is connected to the other? I think that anyone who publicly masturbates on a beach probably is not someone who is all there.
In Bal Harbour (north of Miami Beach) there's Haulover Beach. A portion is an un-official nude beach. The cops won't bother anyone unless they are called for an emergency but no one would be able to masturbate in public without the County's Finest showing up.
Anyone doing this in an uncontrolled public place has no decency. I'm far from being a prude. We like to do group sex, even though we might not know some of the people personally, but this? It's wrong.
By phart [Ignore] 17,Dec,23 23:23 other posts 
we had a "suicide" in our district about 30 years ago. Entry wound on the left side of the head, gun laying on the floor on the left side, no blood on the hands from splatter, and the person was right handed. But no body liked the guy ,and nothing was ever said ,ruled a suicide and done.

When my former girlfriend tried to kill herself the 3rd time in about a 4 year period, she had took 30 glipizide pills. Normally for diabetics to lower blood sugar.
The dr explained to me that women rarely use a fire arm to kill themselves that they want to remain "beautiful" even in death, and pills don't harm the appearance of the face in that case.
So yea, it is reasonable to think somethings odd about her death,you don't walk around long with a head injury either.
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 19,Dec,23 20:38 other posts 
Woody58 do you bring your prosthetic legs?

Pathetic cunt. Not even a truck of Viagra could get your limp knob hard!

By #681164 20,Dec,23 10:30
Anyone reading this, please know that Skitless is intimately familiar with my cock. That’s why, being the jealous guy that he is, he reports it wrong. I’m talking about my prosthetic legs. Only one is prosthetic. Skittles complains I need Viagra, but he rides that cock like a cowgirl at a rodeo. That “gurl” is a champion bronco rider.
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 20,Dec,23 17:47 other posts 
Dream on you old cunt!


By dgraff [Ignore] 14,Dec,23 18:15 other posts 
So tonight I had Chinese food for supper shrimp 🍤 lo mein when I opened my fortune cookie 🥠 my fortune said people find you hard to resist take full advantage of it
By phart [Ignore] 14,Dec,23 22:40 other posts 
I aint had shrimp low main in a long time, now you got me wanting some.
By #681164 15,Dec,23 15:20
My favorite is shrimp in lobster sauce or, as CAT calls it,"Chinese Snott"
By dgraff [Ignore] 15,Dec,23 15:37 other posts 
I’ve had that before it’s good I also like any thing with the red pepper 🌶️ on the menu
By phart [Ignore] 15,Dec,23 18:01 other posts 

I guess I am a bit strange,i like the pepper steak and onions.
I go to the chinese buffet once in a blue moon and get the shrimp and such.can't eat my moneys worth any more sadly.
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 19,Dec,23 20:39 other posts 
woody58 spelling cunt!

Snot! Not SNOTT moron!

By #681164 20,Dec,23 10:37
Is not?🤣🤣
By kebmo [Ignore] 15,Dec,23 18:26 other posts 
Every time you open a fortune cookie and read it you’re supposed to add the words “in bed” to it. It’s hilarious once you get into the habit. 🤣
By dgraff [Ignore] 15,Dec,23 18:35 other posts 
Funny i will try that next time
--------------------------------------- added after 2 minutes

I just tried it out on this fortune it’s hilarious
Thanks kebmo


By #681164 20,Dec,23 10:35
This is big. I just got notified from Pitbull.
The winner of the site Worst Member 2023 is Woody58

I’m honored.


By bella! [Ignore] 16,Dec,23 10:42 other posts 
Is it just me or does anyone else want to puke each and every time your mobile device needs an update!? I had an update less than one week ago and I've noticed several things that I used to use that apparently are no longer available! Grrrrrr.......
By dgraff [Ignore] 16,Dec,23 18:39 other posts 
Oh that just pisses me off to no end
By phart [Ignore] 16,Dec,23 19:50 other posts 
My flip phone hasn't changed in a couple-3 years!
By #681164 17,Dec,23 17:00
I've read somewhere that it's possible to go back to the previous software but I don't know how it's done.
By phart [Ignore] 17,Dec,23 17:37 other posts 
Yep,I can go back to my old operating system by simply spinning around in my chair and picking up the rotary dial telephone on the land line!

People amaze me sometimes, they get complicated devices and then wonder why their life can't be simpler.

Of all people,my dad convinced me a few years ago that i needed to get 1 of those new flat telephones like everyone else has. I got 1. spent most of my time cussing it because my fingers would touch 2 "buttons" at the same time. Or the camera would always be turned towards me when I wanted to take a photo of what was in front of me.that is the only thing other than the flashlight i use on my cellphone is the camera.
I got me a new flip phone after 1.5 years or so and do not intend to go back to a flat phone unless there is no alternative. I know Jitter bug had a cellphone that had bigger buttons than normal, but the last couple ads i have seen don't show it any more,and i finally got out from under the last contract so i can go a different route if i want to
By #681164 20,Dec,23 10:05
You reminded me of my late father-in-law. The guy was what we used to call a man’s man. He took no lip from anyone but was the first one to offer you friendship. When I met him I was wet behind the ears still. He took it upon himself to teach me everything about construction, plumbing, carpentry, and dealing with the county permits to build or change a home. He knew electricity, but that, I knew already. What he didn’t know was how to hook up an old style rotary phone. He owned a circa 1950s black rotary unit that he would not change for anything. He used to say, “The thing went through several hurricanes and always worked. These new push button types are crap (b4 cell phones)”. Anyway, every time the phone stopped working I would troubleshoot it and fix it. 99.9% of the time it was the wire connections and I soon got it running.
At the end of his time, he had lost both legs to gangrene from circulation problems and he was stuck in a wheelchair. His only quick access to the world was his black rotary phone. I am proud to have made him happy. If I’ve achieved reaching a point where I am half the man he was, then I’m satisfied.
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 19,Dec,23 20:36 other posts 
One should always do a software upgrade... it impacts security


By bella! [Ignore] 20,Dec,23 08:25 other posts 
I'm almost embarrassed to tell you this but what the hey....it's 55 degrees out, I'm on my way to an appointment in Fort Myers and I've got my heated steering wheel on, my seat heater is on MAX -AND- climate control is on and set at 74 degrees!


By kebmo [Ignore] 16,Dec,23 17:19 other posts 
An interesting read about US Presidential time in office.

only registered users can see external links
By bella! [Ignore] 16,Dec,23 21:43 other posts 
Thank you, it was a good read! Of the 12 one term Presidents, 6 were Republicans.
By kebmo [Ignore] 17,Dec,23 03:47 other posts 
Four of these 12 were in our lifetime.

If the president leaves office the vice president can only have two more full terms if the leftover that they inherited was less than two years. If they inherit more than two years they can only have one more full term.
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Dec,23 20:58 other posts 
Are you sure it's only 4?
By kebmo [Ignore] 17,Dec,23 23:33 other posts 
So far.
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Dec,23 23:55 other posts 
Some of members are not truthful about their age. Do ya think that there were some folks around when Herbert Hoover was in office?
By kebmo [Ignore] 18,Dec,23 00:24 other posts 
admin 😜 👮🏽
By bella! [Ignore] 18,Dec,23 01:28 other posts 
You better apologize immediately!
By dgraff [Ignore] 18,Dec,23 19:09 other posts 
I was thinking cat she remembered Woodrow Wilson in her life time
By bella! [Ignore] 18,Dec,23 20:56 other posts 
Woodrow Wilson? Dang, dgraff, Woodrow Wilson was the 28th President who served 1913 to 1921. You're going hard on her and you know she gets butt-hurt really easy. You're going to piss her off and she's going to blacklist you and me, too.
By dgraff [Ignore] 19,Dec,23 04:50 other posts 
oops
By bella! [Ignore] 19,Dec,23 04:53 other posts 
Santa Claus is going to bring you a lump of coal because you are a very naughty boy!
By #610414 19,Dec,23 07:27
WW was a good guy. His cigars where fat ones.
By dgraff [Ignore] 19,Dec,23 08:18 other posts 


By bella! [Ignore] 19,Dec,23 07:50 other posts 
I decided that IF I'm going to be a snowbird and spend 4 to 6 months in Florida, I should probably find doctors. So in January, I've got appointments with a primary care physician a dermatologist and today is my appointment with the dentist! Let me preface this by saying that it sucks to have worked for a major insurance company for almost 35 years and retire/separate without paid dental/vision/hearing.

Today's dental appointment which includes a full set of x-rays, cleaning by the hygienist then being seen/checked by the dentist herself, will be at a cost to me in the amount of $429.00! When I heard that I asked well how much are the x-rays? $180.00. Then I asked/said, the cleaning is $250.00!? Response, "no", it's $130.00 for the cleaning and $120.00 to be seen/checked by the dentist! WOW! When I get home I'm going to hug my dentist.... He is a "participating" doctor meaning that he will accept the customary prevailing fee paid by the insurance company. Breaking it down further, he can say he charges $300.00 for a cleaning however BCBSM will say, "no, no, no, we're only going to pay you $100.00 and he agrees to accept that as payment in full.

So since I have no dental insurance, I'm paying for this service entirely out of my own pocket! HO! HO! HO!


By kebmo [Ignore] 19,Dec,23 02:45 other posts 
I saw a profile that had snowflakes coming down from the top.
How does that happen?
By bella! [Ignore] 19,Dec,23 04:13 other posts 
It's something admin made a perk and available to those with premium paid memberships. Don't you recall last year, or was it the year before, admin had that specific feature turned on for everyone for about a one week to 10 day period (it could have been longer). admin's gesture was so well received and along with other suggested themes, premium paid members can "let it snow" in approximately a dozen or so different ways. The themes can be found under GAMES /gamesparticipation.php

As you might see, if you visit dgraff's page, it's "snowing" T-bone Steaks. Oh, our dgraff has an unusual sense of humor!
By kebmo [Ignore] 19,Dec,23 05:34 other posts 
Well Bella, thanks to your wonderful gift it is currently snowing maple leaves on my page. I see enough real snow every time I look out my windows or leave home! ❄️❄️❄️

Thank you 😘
By bella! [Ignore] 19,Dec,23 06:34 other posts 
You are welcome!

Hey, I do like to support the site and although I'm often very vocal in the Forum, I also enjoy showing my support behind the scene in a discreet way. I do gift points or memberships but I prefer to keep it low-key.

You must have been snoozing because weren't you aware that I received the distinction of being "crowned" as SYD WORST MEMBER for the months of June, July and October? Yeah, the contests began in April and out of 9 contests, I'm the only member that won multiple times! Those wins qualified me for the "Worst Member Annual Contest 2023", voting opened up yesterday, almost 24 hours ago yet non of the 5 or 6 decision making members have voted! Don't forget to vote! /polls/4666.html


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