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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
Please feel free to post miscellaneous subject matter, aka STUFF in this thread.

Please attempt to remain somewhat respectful to other members, ninnyhammers, dummies and folks you just don't like. Thank you.
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By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 11,Aug,19 17:42 other posts 
what the fuck do I win for comment 8401??
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Aug,19 18:09 other posts 
Not a damn thing!
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 12,Aug,19 16:00 other posts 
cheap


By #536913 10,Aug,19 05:27
Anyone else going through the final stages of their summer romance? Mine sucked so bad all the way through and will continue to suck for just a bit longer
By bella! [Ignore] 10,Aug,19 13:03 other posts 
Okay, you're bisexual and interested in men and women....your summer sucked and will continue to suck? Is this a play on words? Have you done a bit of sucking this summer?
By #536913 12,Aug,19 01:24
I wish it were a play on words! I made bad decisions and they haunt me now.


By 2nice [Ignore] 09,Aug,19 13:05 other posts 
Nope. This is not photoshopped at all. Nope.

/tvrtea7rm4g3pic.html
By #551147 09,Aug,19 17:23
Uh huh, sure... Reminds me, I was gonna comment and forgot. He ➡️ 😈 makes me say things...
By phart [Ignore] 09,Aug,19 19:28 other posts 
At least the poor fellow can piss without getting it on his shoes.
By #551147 09,Aug,19 20:42
Lmao
By bella! [Ignore] 10,Aug,19 13:06 other posts  ⤴
It must be real, everything is real on the internet. By the way, I'm 26 years old with natural blonde hair (I was going to say 24 but I've been here 7 plus years using the name "bella!" and I didn't want to risk the chance of being booted for being a minor). Geez, do you think that's flaccid or hard and in my opinion, his schwanz looks bigger than his thigh!
By phart [Ignore] 10,Aug,19 19:33 other posts 
If it was hard,he would be on the floor passed out and blue in the face because all his blo0d would be in his pecker.
By #526776 10,Aug,19 22:47
Omg.
By #520437 11,Aug,19 08:40⤴
Aaand he's now deleted his not photoshopped pic thanks to internet bullies mocking his genuinely 48" penis...
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Aug,19 12:22 other posts 
Really, 48 inches? I heard it was bigger, maybe he was just bragging!
By #520437 11,Aug,19 12:58
That's just the circumference, probably twice as long. Legend has it that it can be seen breaching the surface of Loch Ness of a misty morning.
By phart [Ignore] 11,Aug,19 14:26 other posts 
I don't think there are many living things that could handle such a pecker going in either.So it would be about useless. I bet his nick name is Tripod.
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 11,Aug,19 17:43 other posts 
Image was deleted


By bella! [Ignore] 10,Aug,19 13:08 other posts 
Do you wash your blue jeans/jeans before you wear them?


By dgraff [Ignore] 08,Aug,19 17:43 other posts 
It must be a new record 10 clean passes in a row
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 08,Aug,19 22:32 other posts 
passes? Like, wipe front to back?? Bjuka has always talked about that..


By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 05,Aug,19 13:40 other posts 
TwoSaggy for SYC has banned me again. 100% mental case



Apparently she does care when I vote down her scummy pics
By phart [Ignore] 07,Aug,19 23:26 other posts 
The "member" is just trying cope with the awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walked right past them.
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 08,Aug,19 15:14 other posts 


By bella! [Ignore] 08,Aug,19 09:07 other posts 
I received the most DESPERATE sounding message(s). The member started out saying; "i luv ur skin" shortly after he said "may i see ur vagina please?".

Dude, I will rate you an 8. You could have been rated a 10 for being polite but I deducted points for spelling. And NO, YOU MAY NOT SEE MY VAGINA.
By #551147 08,Aug,19 13:35
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 08,Aug,19 14:03 other posts  ⤴
What if.. and it is a very big if, we ask the SYC sketch artist to draw a picture of yer sniz? Can this be done and posted?



By bella! [Ignore] 05,Aug,19 18:46 other posts 
Okay, just what is it that makes you tingle?
By #520437 05,Aug,19 20:38
Always been partial to a hand lightly brushing my chest hair. Makes me tingle in various places..
By bella! [Ignore] 05,Aug,19 21:30 other posts 
I think chests are quite sexy, especially when a man's nipples are hard. Why not consider posting a picture of your chest?
By #520437 06,Aug,19 03:02
I did have a couple of pics but removed them as I'm a bit fitter now. May take some more pics in the coming months. (I suppose this is the closest to a full chestal - /lmny2gn1xixipic.html )
By bella! [Ignore] 05,Aug,19 22:35 other posts  ⤴
Nothing HOTTER than a bare chested man in nicely fitting, well worn jeans! Be still my ❤
By BirdDog [Ignore] 06,Aug,19 15:50 other posts  ⤴
a pinched nerve
By #565792 06,Aug,19 18:42
As for things sexual that turn me on, the list is too long and the list of turn-offs quite short. As for the rest: hitting a golfball perfectly with a long iron, the feeling of impact on the ball, the sight of seeing it curve slowly upwards and dropping almost dead near the target is almost as good as an orgasm. Few things in life give me a greater feeling of satisfaction. I can remember those shots from more than 40 years ago till yesterday
By #551147 06,Aug,19 20:08⤴
🤔 Hmmmmmm Soft sensual touch on some select area's of my body, the sound of my hot rod or some others, and certain foods. That should cover it.
By veryshyguy [Ignore] 06,Aug,19 23:49 other posts  ⤴
Traveling the world and long backpacking trips in the Sierras of California and the mountains of Colorado and New Mexico...
By phart [Ignore] 07,Aug,19 16:21 other posts  ⤴
I don't remember,it has been so long since I tingled.
By #551147 07,Aug,19 18:58
LOL Aweeeee pooor phart
By dgraff [Ignore] 07,Aug,19 21:28 other posts 
Hahaha some times my feet and legs tingle but that's most likely blood clots moving around
By phart [Ignore] 07,Aug,19 22:08 other posts 
Damn dude,those are NO fun!
By Dev01 [Ignore] 07,Aug,19 22:21 other posts  ⤴
With women, it's legs, bare or in black tights / stockings. With men, it's dark skin, thick arms and thick cock if they're fucking me. If I'm fucking a man, I don't mind too much.
By bella! [Ignore] 08,Aug,19 10:06 other posts 
So you are a "legs" kinda guy with regard to women!? Nice! I can say that I, too, admire legs, LONG, SHAPELY LEGS! I've teased a longtime friend about having legs up to her armpits.

Strange, women are often complimented on their flawless ivory skin but pale men look sickly, I'm sorry, my opinion.
By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 08,Aug,19 11:27 other posts 
Yes I am, big time! I have long legs, but they aren't nice.
It's ok, I could do with a bit more colour.


By #460385 07,Aug,19 09:45
Anyone notice on the site, we are working from the bottom up and not the top down anymore? It's got us clustered.
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 07,Aug,19 09:48 other posts 
yeah, it is like how the piece of shit iPhone organizes threads. Off brand as Twowarms fish pie.
By #460385 07,Aug,19 10:12
Private messages are confusing as hell. I send a message then have scroll up to see what I sent. WTF. We have Androids, this just made it harder for us.
By #551147 07,Aug,19 11:24
I'm not certain I understand what you're getting at, but am gonna take a shot just because. In regards to private messages... Are you sure you didn't accidentally check the box labeled show at the bottom? 🤔
By bella! [Ignore] 07,Aug,19 11:40 other posts 
That's what I'm thinking happened. I've done it 100's of times but the first time it happened.....and it is so easy to do.
By #460385 07,Aug,19 13:38⤴
Thank you sir. That's what happened. Disregard my dumbass comments. It was operator error.
By #551147 07,Aug,19 15:35
Lmao Yw! 😄 Don't beat yourself up too bad, as Bella! said, I've hit by accident numerous times, too. But! The first time it happened I was like... WTF IS THIS SHIT! I hated it, and was that way for a couple days til I finally figured out what the hell I did.


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