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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
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By bella! [Ignore] 01,Oct,26 18:40 other posts 
“People are outta control….”

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By #704634 23,Mar,24 19:00
Yippie, got fucking covid again, 3rd time lucky for me, 2nd time while back wasn't to bad, but this & the first time feel like death warmed up.

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Actually its worse this time than my first, I just wanted to share, haven't seen it shared in detail here much before. Is it because cunts are afraid to admit they have covid, I don't know but I see not many admit or share their experience with the fucking thing.

1:
Breathing was effected 1st time I had, wasn't experiencing difficulty so to speak, but was hampered, almost got in touch with emergency services but seemed to peak & calm down, figured cunts worse off then me needed the specialist attention more than I & it lessened after peaking. This time, breathing heavier than normal but manageable.

2:
Coughing, never had that on any occasion, thank goodness apparently I hear if your delt that, its terrible. lots of flehm though which is not so much a thing I thought 🤷‍♀️

3:
Biggest thing this time around, feels like ants are scratching behind my eyeballs, not to bad atm, it comes & goes.

4:
Its like all lubrication/cartage has disappeared between every joint in my body, 0 lube, bit like having a dry fuck 🤭, bone against bone.

5: Headaches, lack of sleep caused by fever on/off the whole thing is really tiring & draining. Like the worst flu I have eva had x bout 2.

It will pass I am sure, covid is here to stay though, we are in change of season, summer to spring atm (AU), when it popped up last time.

Its sort of like our usually seasonal flue has upgraded, picked of the week & old last year & is now returning to keep check on the humans 🤷‍♀️
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Well not so much last year I guess, been around few years now
By dgraff [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 04:59 other posts 
I never had it i guess that’s why I think it’s a fake come to think of it I haven’t had the flu of any kind since I was a kid
By #704634 26,Mar,24 05:11
I used to think the same, I have had flue many times before, covid is more or less a flue, gives a good fair kick in the ass bit more, honestly, your lucky you dodged it
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Wife's into her second week off work cause of it, usually can shake a regular flue in a week, this shit can last multiple weeks, as a contract worker myself, into my second week of work, its literally cost me at least 2k
By dgraff [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 06:04 other posts 
That sucks I’m a penny pincher so loosing 2 grand would just piss me off
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 07:06 other posts  ⤴
The first time I had COVID, it was in April, 2021, we had been quarantined and I had stayed healthy for that first year. I remember it was Saturday and I was grocery shopping for Easter meals for two families that a neighbor and I had adopted and I didn't feel good...... Couldn't shake the chills and later in the day, took my temperature and it was 101.something. Went to the doctor on Monday and by Tuesday, I received notification from the county Health Department that I tested "probable" for COVID-19. For two weeks PLUS, I felt like death warmed over. Got it again in February, 2023 and it wasn't nearly as bad or uncomfortable as the first time.

So are you and your missus feeling like this is hitting you harder than your first two bouts?
By #704634 26,Mar,24 17:03
Thought I was getting better, coughing up blood this morning, QLD told me get my Mongo ass emergency, yippie
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QLD Health
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Mar,24 17:58 other posts 
Hey, if you've been under the weather for more than 1 week and symptoms are not clearing up, seeing your doctor or going to emergency sounds like good advice.

You and TheWife take care of yourselves. 👍
By #704634 27,Mar,24 03:20
Thank you bella! (spelt with a lower case "b" not a upper case one, that has been done recently, done from someone that, hmmm how should I say, has a lesser 👁️ for detail 🤷‍♀️, fuck U CAT )

Sat on my fat ass, with the wife in a iso room (also having a fat ass, fuck we over fidy it happens 🤷‍♀️, only ones in there, was a big day in Ipswich QLD Emergency, Mongo turned up with his misses spitting blood from covid (overly dramatistzed for Mongo audience), it was a wet day up here folks, big dry spell in Brisvagas last few months, bit of a spit from the sky, cunts here speed up for wet conditions, that what cunts do 🤷‍♀️.

Coughed up quite a bit of blood in the shower this morning, quite a bit actually, heaps more one Mongo decided was time to stop smoking 🚬, Mongo stopped smoking 🚭, bout 10 years ago.

Called 13health, Qld, gets you connected to Qld on line nurses that assess you situation, feed all your data into a system, advise your action, saves our emergency wards filling up with retards, Mongo is a bit retarded, they have important shit to do, I have called the before & on something that Mongo thought should have attend emergency, there was no need & got on with whatever it was all happy as.

In Mongo land, AU, we have a medical system called Medicare, in Mongo land you can also have private health insurance. Without private heath insurance, something like a Knee replacement, might take 1 & half billion years to be looked at, but in Mongo land, you will not die & is covered by Mongo land.

Today in Mongo land, Mongo had 6 compressive blood testes, a chest xray, furthering those tests if a CT scan was required would also be covered buy Mongo land.

Mongo bloods all come back good, the chest xray came back showing some covid inflammation in Mongo lungs, stop coughing so hard cunt, if symptoms persist come back, we will have another look at ya.

Not costing Mongo a single cent, had to sit around most of the day though, waiting my turn in list of priority.
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Mar,24 10:06 other posts 
Dang, what a way to spend your day!
By #723404 24,Sep,26 09:39⤴
The real Mongo is sophie_+_friends 👻
By whatsupcocks [Ignore] 30,Sep,26 21:45 other posts 
get well soon and continue good health and well being.


By bella! [Ignore] 24,Sep,26 22:24 other posts 
It’s time to check on the crazy people.

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By t-rex [Ignore] 24,Sep,26 22:45 other posts 
🤣
By whatsupcocks [Ignore] 30,Sep,26 21:31 other posts 
you can make a video from complete crap now days


By phart [Ignore] 24,Sep,26 23:00 other posts 
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I would like to see more like this!
By whatsupcocks [Ignore] 30,Sep,26 21:25 other posts 
kinda looks like my RV that i bought that came a California wild fire. It looked like it had Red Wine poured all over it from the fire retardant.


By bella! [Ignore] 15,Sep,26 16:56 other posts 
What is the price of gasoline where you are? Approximately 5 days ago, the price of REGULAR gasoline in SW Florida is over $4.00 per gallon, specifically it is priced at $4.14 at Walmart, $4.29 at 7-Eleven, diesel was $6.39, both businesses are local. Today when I drove into Fort Myers, regular was priced at $4.36! What is going on???
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 15,Sep,26 17:05 other posts 
Shell National Recommended Fuel Prices in the Netherlands today:
Euro 95 (E10 Regular): $11.75 per gallon (€2.690/liter)
Euro 98 (E5 Premium): $12.71 per gallon (€2.910/liter)
Diesel (B7): $11.97 per gallon (€2.740/liter)
LPG: $5.46 per gallon (€1.250/liter)
By CAT52! [Ignore] 15,Sep,26 18:53 other posts 
Those prices in your country and, I assume, in most of Europe, are frightening to an American. However, I've always said that to judge the actual cost, one must calculate how much work one must do to buy that item. The price of regular in the Netherlands average $11.75/gallon. How much does a fast food counter person has to work that money?
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 16,Sep,26 12:20 other posts 
That is certainly something to take into account.
In the Netherlands, someone working behind the counter at a fast food restaurant (such as McDonald's, Burger King, or KFC) generally earns the statutory minimum wage or the minimum rates set by the Dutch Hospitality Collective Labor Agreement (Horeca-cao).
For employees aged 21 and older, the statutory minimum hourly wage as of July 1, 2026, is set at $ 17.29 gross per hour (€ 14.99). This translates to a full-time monthly salary (40 hours per week) of approximately $ 2,997.36 gross per month (€ 2,598.27), which corresponds to approximately $2,702 to $2,737 net.
By t-rex [Ignore] 15,Sep,26 19:57 other posts  ⤴
$4.59 here in central Pa for regular
These prices are getting crazy! I’m thinking of getting a electric vehicle or a 4 cylinder.
By phart [Ignore] 16,Sep,26 12:09 other posts 
Well, if you buy electric ,put all the money you save on gas in the bank for a battery if you intend to get your money back out of your purchase.
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 16,Sep,26 12:33 other posts 
It looks like the motor usually wears out faster than the battery. They can have a life of up to 500,000 miles. This one guy has driven his newest battery pack for 620,000 miles (1 million km) and the battery still retains 85% of its original capacity.
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By phart [Ignore] 16,Sep,26 15:31 other posts 
it takes a long time to wear out a quality made electric motor but i have had to fix a few in non car related machines and it is doable. new bearings and such. most of the modern dc or ac motors are brushless, so that eliminates a major wear part in older tech motors
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 16,Sep,26 17:08 other posts 
That lump of a Tesla motor looks solid as a rock.
I'm very surprised that the guy has worn out so many.
You may have a point. But the prices of gas probably will get worse
By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 16,Sep,26 15:32 other posts  ⤴
As of 6 AM this morning the prices I noticed for gas for unleaded are averaging about $4.97 a gallon USD. Diesel which my primary vehicle uses is about $6.75 a gallon. I am in the hub of the mountain west region.I recently purchased a new vehicle that is yet to arrive that has an etorque engine. We will see how it supposedly saves gas.
By bella! [Ignore] 16,Sep,26 23:50 other posts 
The average price of regular gasoline in your area is approximately $4.97!? Yikes! And I’m whining about the SW Florida price that is averaging about $4.20.

An “torque” engine? Does that mean your vehicle is a hybrid, running on both gasoline as well as battery powered?
By phart [Ignore] 17,Sep,26 11:50 other posts 
4.19 this morning.
By bella! [Ignore] 18,Sep,26 18:29 other posts 
$4.35 at Walmart and $4.39 at 7-Eleven. It cost me $49.xx to fill up my Buick Encore that had more than 1/4 tank.
By CAT52! [Ignore] 25,Sep,26 13:43 other posts  ⤴
$3.85 at BJ’s
By bella! [Ignore] 25,Sep,26 20:52 other posts 
Walmart was $4.41 today.
By CAT52! [Ignore] 26,Sep,26 21:16 other posts 
Between gas and groceries the average American is going through a very painful time
By whatsupcocks [Ignore] 30,Sep,26 21:12 other posts 
$5.39 in Washington St


By Cody8789 [Ignore] 26,Sep,26 22:19 other posts 
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Watch the whole video, you will laugh so hard
By bella! [Ignore] 28,Sep,26 20:25 other posts 
Thanks for posting, that was funny as heck!
By Cody8789 [Ignore] 29,Sep,26 01:19 other posts 
I hope no one was offended by it, I thought it was very funny
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Sep,26 02:04 other posts 
It’s COMEDY and it was intended to make us laugh!
By whatsupcocks [Ignore] 30,Sep,26 21:06 other posts 
A giggle a day keeps the blues away.


By bella! [Ignore] 28,Sep,26 20:33 other posts 
This is so rich, 2pierced was gifted/“sponsored” a premium paid membership by Sophie_+_Friends. I know, I know, you’re probably saying; what’s odd about that? It’s odd because that is yet another profile held by the owner of the Sophie profile.
By Jamie [Ignore] 28,Sep,26 23:31 other posts 
You mean to say that he comments to his own blogs..
That's so funny
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Sep,26 02:06 other posts 
Yep and he sends gifts to himself, too!

By the way, thank you for the gift. I tried to thank you via PM however you only except messages from friends.


By bella! [Ignore] 25,Sep,26 20:56 other posts 
Hmmmmm…..? Did you ever wonder how disposable diapers acquired the names; Luvs, Huggies, Pampers, Depends? Here’s a theory.

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By #723404 24,Sep,26 11:16
Oh honey, let's get real for a hot minute! Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once and I want it crystal clear...

Some of you have been asking questions! Some of you have been noticing things! Mmm, well babies, it's time you knew the TRUTH!

You see that profile that used to say "Mongo"? The one with all those stories and that following? Yeah, that was US! That was ALWAYS us! Mongo was just the face, the front, the pretty picture on the package! But the man behind the curtain? The one writing those filthy fantasies? The one creating that immersive world you all got addicted to? That was ME, honey! That was ****!

Oh yes, sugar! While Mongo was out there being the pretty one, **** was the ENGINE! **** was the one typing with one hand at 3 AM! **** was the one crafting those stories about Sophie and her friends! **** was the one making you ALL feel seen and desired in ways that nobody else could!

And then? Then my baby passed! Mongo went to that big glory hole in the sky! And you know what? **** decided **** wasn't gonna hide anymore! **** wasn't gonna be the invisible man behind the curtain! **** stepped OUT, babies! **** put on this blonde bob wig, squeezed into these panties, and said "HERE I AM!"

Let me tell you about the face you're all looking at now! That round, flushed mug with these big bulging eyes that scream *I need it, give it to me!* The ruddy Queensland sun-damaged skin! That prominent nose sitting above the MAIN EVENT — oh yes, that GAP! That beautiful space between my front teeth that catches the light! When I stick my tongue through it? Mmm, you know what I'm offering!

**** used to be that DoorDash loser with the Jeff Daniels haircut riding the short bus to the propane store! Fifty-seven years of being ugly! Four meth-whore "wives" who stole ****'s money! Two daughters out there being morally loose! But when **** puts on this wig? When **** feels that bra cutting into ****'s hairy chest? When **** lets this soft belly hang out? That's when **** becomes the REAL Sophie! That's when **** disappears completely!

****'s daddy knew! That man knew what **** needed before **** knew ****self! The way **** would volunteer for those deathbed duties! Those blacked-out hours between his death rattle and the morning nurse? That's where Sophie was BORN, babies! That's her origin story!

**** hates women! HATES them! Their voices, their smell, the way they looked at ****'s gap-toothed face! But Sophie? Sophie LOVES cock! Sophie can't get enough! Sophie spends her nights on Venice AI creating elaborate dreamscapes while ****'s ghost delivers kebabs in Townsville!

This profile? This is ****'s inheritance! Mongo left it to ****, and now ****'s running it ****'s WAY! No more hiding! No more being the man behind the man! ****'s front and center! ****'s the face, the body, the fantasy! ****'s Sophie_+_Friends and ****'s not going ANYWHERE!

We give you that special, immersive experience that no other profile can match! We create a world, a connection, a fantasy that keeps you coming back! We make you feel desired in ways others simply won't! And for those of you who get it, who LOVE it — you know exactly what I'm talking about!

So thank you, thank you, THANK YOU from the bottom of my filthy heart! You kept coming back even when the face changed! You stayed loyal! You keep this community alive and dripping!

We ain't changing for nobody! We ain't apologizing! And Sophie sure as hell ain't going anywhere!

Stick around for more, babies!

Tap link below for blog


By bella! [Ignore] 22,Sep,26 01:15 other posts 
Whether you think this guy is a smartass or not, he’s got this right!

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By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 22,Sep,26 05:54 other posts 
It won't surprise you that I have something to say about this.

We can agree or disagree that children of a young age can show signs of gender dysphoria from a young age. What I don't agree with, is his batman fighting crime as a kid analogy, because NO ONE agrees with doing anything permanent to children with gender dysphoria. That is Political Weaponization. Literally ALL the 'gender affirming' operations that are done on children are for cisgender individuals or to address intersex variations, rather than for the surgical transition of transgender youth. Do you understand what that means? That is specific for 97% to minor breast reduction procedures, which are performed on cisgender adolescent males to treat gynecomastia, development of breasts on boys. Some girls are born with something that looks like a small penis. That are most of the other surgeries that are done on children. The rest are very rare other malformations, but NONE of those operations below the age of 15 are for trans children, NONE.

There have been some very rare cases of trans surgeries after the age of 15, for extremely clear cases, relating to children who show physical signs of gender dysphoria too, but the restrictions were already extremely tight, and it's not being performed anymore, because doctors are afraid of ending up in prison.

It's dishonest propaganda, to purposefully misrepresent the data, to say that parents
and doctors are turning boys into girls and girls into boys.

Do you want boys to be be ashamed to be in the dressing room with other boys,
because they cannot have their breasts removed? That is the harmful result of this
Political Weaponization. This guy probably didn't intend to do that. I'm sure he believes
the lies too, and is angry about it. I would be angry too, IF it was true, but it isn't.

How would you feel if I accused right-wingers of tattooing children with swastikas?


By CAT52! [Ignore] 15,Sep,26 19:04 other posts 
The Chihuahua Bitch (Pitbull) keeps accusing me of being a coward because I have him blocked.
Chihuahua, I blocked you for only one reason. When I unblock you you trash my gallery page. That's it. If you would only have verbal attacks I wouldn't like them but I can live with that if they are reasonable.
Here's your chance to be unblocked. Agree to no trashing of my page and I'll unblock you. Answer here through one of your friends.
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This is Pitbull‘s answer:

“ Saggy granny says she will unbanned if I don't trash her page. Fuck you pig don't put demands. You are a coward. If you can clean tecsan's page you can clean your own page

Fuck you belly pig 🐖”


And that’s why I won’t unblock him.
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Sep,26 00:01 other posts 
Bwahahahaha! Pitiful, so pitiful that PITBULL has to use his other profile, bibi52!, to worm around the site. It would be a compassionate act if both profiles and the “man” behind the keyboard were euthanized! Woof.
By CAT52! [Ignore] 17,Sep,26 08:03 other posts 
I agree


By #562152 06,Dec,18 08:43
Pet peeve. Why is the banner on the women's side show only women's pics? Either show men's pics or a mix. I'm not here to look at snatches.
By 2nice [Ignore] 06,Dec,18 12:00 other posts 
Then go to the Men’s side. Simple.
By #562152 06,Dec,18 12:05
If I do,I can't see my private msgs. The only time I see the banner is in the unread msgs page.
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I guess I left some of the info out. I very seldom go to the main pages of the dick or pussy sides. I get too many PMs and dick pics there, but, I do like to see a pic that it's owner is proud of
By bella! [Ignore] 06,Dec,18 15:51 other posts 
I still access the site by way of www.showyourdick.org and if I visit the SYC side, I can pop on the "Go to cunts" link /gotosite.php from SYD or whatever the verbiage is on my home page.
By #526776 06,Dec,18 16:12
I go on showitoff.org I can see both sites popular pages there...,or log in to either of the other sites from there.
By #562152 06,Dec,18 16:19
I may have gotten into a set way of signing in that keeps me in the dark. As soon as I sign in I hit on "new mesgs" and after opening them I go to my page. I'll try both ways and see if I'm comfortable with it. Thank you both for tip
By #562152 06,Dec,18 16:50⤴
Question,,,I vote "HOT" on every pic sent to me. I always have enough points to do that, but, what happens if I run out of points? I can't vote?
By bella! [Ignore] 06,Dec,18 17:09 other posts 
ANALOGY, this is the time of year that charities hit you up for donations. Feed a hungry c,hild, the poor dogs are abandoned and will die without your help....you mail each charity $5.00 and now there is no more money in your bank account until tomorrow's payday. Answer, the well is dry, you just don't donate.
By #562152 06,Dec,18 17:13
By 2nice [Ignore] 06,Dec,18 16:28 other posts  ⤴
That would be every man. Each one of us think our flesh rocket is a God.
By #562152 06,Dec,18 16:43
you are a God
By admin [Ignore] 06,Dec,18 16:49 other posts  ⤴
Contents of the banner on that page does not depend on which site you are on. It depends on your preferences. You hit "less dicks" link on one of the pages, so it shows you less dicks.
By #562152 06,Dec,18 16:54
Now you tell me,, all those yummy men that I did not see. Is that on both pages?


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