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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
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By bella! [Ignore] 10,Jul,25 00:33 other posts 
What in the HELL is going on here? I’m not sure WHAT answered the door, that’s where my confusion began…..

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By phart [Ignore] 10,Jul,25 07:10 other posts 
and folks like ananas and cat think i am weird


By bella! [Ignore] 07,Jul,25 10:56 other posts 
One guy says this toward the end; “This is why we don’t move to Australia” HELL, NO!

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By phart [Ignore] 07,Jul,25 13:21 other posts 
the kangaroos nuts caught on the fence, that is just epic!!
copper heads, black widows and thieves, we have our issues in my state.
By bella! [Ignore] 08,Jul,25 00:19 other posts 
Did you see the size of their spiders? I’ve got one of those battery operated bug zappers that look like a tennis racquet and based on that video, a tennis racquet sized device is NOT big enough to handle those spiders. Sweet Jesus, Australia’s spiders are the size of Chihuahuas!
By phart [Ignore] 08,Jul,25 11:55 other posts 
yea, way to big for me to be around.i can't believe they don't eradicate them to make life safer.
By CAT52! [Ignore] 08,Jul,25 12:19 other posts 
Australia is a continent and it's vast. Eradication is impossible
By phart [Ignore] 08,Jul,25 15:52 other posts 
um. ask the Northern Giant Hornet or the The New World Screwworm about that
By CAT52! [Ignore] 08,Jul,25 19:49 other posts 
the northern giant hornet was found in the Pacific Northwest of North America in late 2019,[6][7] with a few more additional sightings in 2020,[8][9] and nests found in 2021,[10][11] prompting concern that it could become an invasive species,[12][Ala 1] but in December 2024, the hornets were announced to have been eradicated from the region, as well as from the rest of the United States.

That American Pacific Northwest is relatively very small compared to Australia and the eradication happened before it could become a pest. Australia has had this fauna for ever
By t-rex [Ignore] 08,Jul,25 13:04 other posts 
You are funny
By bella! [Ignore] 08,Jul,25 23:05 other posts 
I’m funny!? Listen up, mister, there ain’t nothing funny about spiders that are the size of a dog!
By phart [Ignore] 08,Jul,25 23:52 other posts 
amen
By t-rex [Ignore] 09,Jul,25 07:22 other posts 
By CAT52! [Ignore] 09,Jul,25 13:37 other posts 
You live part time in Florida. Check out the red tree spider and the wolf spider.


By phart [Ignore] 08,Jul,25 11:54 other posts 
this is good, when you try to censor people that speak words you don't agree with, it will eventually bite you in the wallet.
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By bella! [Ignore] 05,Jul,25 19:35 other posts 
I’m watching some old Master Chef episodes and this episode has me shaking my head! In the challenge that Gordon presented to the contestants, he wanted them to make scrambled eggs. Sounds like an easy task, right? NOT! The way Gordon wanted them prepared was as follows; approximately 5 to 6 cold eggs are cracked into a unheated POT then he added what he called 3 “knobs” of butter which appeared to be 3 HEAVY pats, moved the pot to the gas stove which he turned on to high heat. He used a rubber spatula move this liquid mess around for 30 seconds, he removed them after 30 seconds to allow them to cool down and repeated the process for about 3 minutes, seasoned with salt and pepper and added a teaspoon of crème fraîche and moved the liquid eggs around a bit more. In my opinion, 3 minutes to prepare scrambled eggs ain’t long enough and that’s why he kinda ladeled this wet mess onto a piece of brioche toast.

Boy, if I wanted wet/runny uncooked eggs I would just crack them into a glass and drink them. Why bother dirtying a pot!?
By CAT52! [Ignore] 06,Jul,25 12:18 other posts 
I don’t like overdone scrambled eggs but I hate more runny scrambled eggs.
By phart [Ignore] 06,Jul,25 19:16 other posts 
nothing turns my stomach at a table worse than runny egg whites.
cook it done or just don't give me a egg.
By bella! [Ignore] 06,Jul,25 22:36 other posts 
I enjoy a fried egg over medium every once and awhile but for the most part, I prefer scrambled eggs cooked. From time to time I enjoy dipping my toast in a runny yolk but primarily eat scrambled only. There’s something about an egg that when it is not fully cooked, it makes me want to yak.
By dgraff [Ignore] 06,Jul,25 22:57 other posts 
My dad used to make scrambled eggs in the microwave
1 dozen eggs cracked open in a microwave safe bowl
1 stick of butter
1bar of cream cheese
Microwave stirring occasionally until fluffy
And you know they were quite tasty
By t-rex [Ignore] 07,Jul,25 22:03 other posts 
I like dippy eggs once in a while but I usually toss them on top of my home fries anyway. I like scrambled eggs if they aren’t hard and brown, fluffy and soft for me 😃
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 06,Jul,25 22:12 other posts 
cat52! You eat truck stop eggs ... and you get what you get!
By CAT52! [Ignore] 07,Jul,25 14:21 other posts 
I don't want to answer back to you, sir-skittles. You might send another inappropriate nude photo of me to my daughter again.
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 07,Jul,25 17:49 other posts 
That never happened... if it did and you are still on this site, you are a true scummy! A classless slag!

By CAT52! [Ignore] 07,Jul,25 20:47 other posts 
And yet, the proof is in my gallery.


By dgraff [Ignore] 06,Jul,25 23:03 other posts 
Well phart my friend life just got a little easier trump signed his big beautiful bill into law that means
No taxes on social security
No taxes on overtime
No taxes on tips
And there is other benefits in the package for seniors
By phart [Ignore] 07,Jul,25 06:17 other posts 
well, i am glad it went thru. but you know there are many who are upset that a few bums might not get their freebies.
By phart [Ignore] 07,Jul,25 13:22 other posts 
have you read some of what it does?
i replyed to ananas post with what my former congressman sent out. his district got changed but i am still on the email list. wow,it is amazing at all the positive things the bill will do
By dgraff [Ignore] 07,Jul,25 13:26 other posts 
I was sent a copy to and there is some nice stuff in it for seniors


By bella! [Ignore] 07,Jul,25 11:34 other posts 
Have a potato? No need to purchase Rainex!

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By bella! [Ignore] 06,Jul,25 07:58 other posts 
Here’s a new word for me, YONI. Yep, yoni! Apparently, yoni is the hoo-hoo, the pussy and this short video explores whether it’s optimal for women to sunbathe their yoni.

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By CAT52! [Ignore] 06,Jul,25 12:21 other posts 
I get skin cancer. Probably from being outdoors, in the Florida sun, all year long when younger. I DO NOT want skin cancer on my hoo-hoo.
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 06,Jul,25 22:12 other posts 
Your rat cunt has enough diseases!


By bella! [Ignore] 06,Jul,25 07:44 other posts 
So, so sad regarding the flooding in CENTRAL TEXAS. This is our holiday weekend and amidst the picnics, local and county fairs, family get togethers the devastation continues. I know this sounds cliche, to those living in Central Texas, please stay safe!

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By CAT52! [Ignore] 06,Jul,25 12:23 other posts 
I was watching the report on those missing kids from that elite camp. That broke my heart. I have hope but I think it’s just not enough.
By bella! [Ignore] 06,Jul,25 17:22 other posts 
It’s really so sad. A holiday weekend, families fully anticipating horse shoes, corn hole, sun bathing, barbecues, marshmallows and campfires…….


By bella! [Ignore] 06,Jul,25 08:27 other posts 
Dr. John Delony is a very smart man!

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By CAT52! [Ignore] 06,Jul,25 12:16 other posts 
Agreed


By bella! [Ignore] 06,Jul,25 01:32 other posts 
Dogs eat the craziest things!

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By dgraff [Ignore] 05,Jul,25 06:17 other posts 
Just remember every one
Independence Day is the celebration of our farmers fighting the British with guns pitch forks and any thing they could get their hands on all the things the democrats oppose
So why does New York hold a celebration
By CAT52! [Ignore] 05,Jul,25 13:01 other posts 
New York State was a crucial battleground in the American Revolution, hosting nearly one-third of all the war's engagements. The state's strategic importance stemmed from its major port city, New York City, and its network of waterways, which British forces aimed to control. Key battles like Oriskany, Saratoga, and the New York Campaign significantly impacted the war's trajectory.
New York City, the second largest city in North America, and the Hudson River were vital for both sides.
Significant Battles:
New York saw numerous pivotal battles, including the Battle of Long Island, the Battle of Harlem Heights, and the Battle of Fort Washington. The Battle of Saratoga, a decisive American victory, is considered a turning point in the war.
British Occupation:
New York City fell under British control in 1776 and remained occupied for seven years.
Both British and American intelligence networks operated within New York City, highlighting the city's importance as a center of information gathering and espionage.
The British finally evacuated New York City in 1783, marking the end of their occupation and the last military events of the war.
New York's involvement in the Revolution, from its strategic location to the numerous battles fought within its borders, significantly shaped the war's course and outcomE

That is why New York city and state celebrate Independence Day.
By phart [Ignore] 05,Jul,25 19:16 other posts 
other than cannons, the citizens were also fighting with military grade weapons of the time.


By bella! [Ignore] 03,Jul,25 04:51 other posts 
This guy paid $10,000.00 to fly first class and see what he got……

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What in the world!?
By dgraff [Ignore] 04,Jul,25 09:23 other posts 
That seat must’ve been for midgets
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Jul,25 15:43 other posts 
Didn’t the guy say he was 7’1”. Yogi Bear would say; he’s smarter than the average bear! In this case he might say the dude is larger than the average man!
By dgraff [Ignore] 04,Jul,25 22:53 other posts 
That might explain the leg room situation


By bella! [Ignore] 04,Jul,25 08:33 other posts 
There was a nice rally going on in Play Ball! UNTIL the ball was passed to a female member!

bibi1 to dgraff
dgraff to br549
br549 to Lukus and
Lukus to htyjut


That last pass was where all the magic stopped!
By dgraff [Ignore] 04,Jul,25 09:19 other posts 
We had a good run going
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Jul,25 15:43 other posts 
Yes, you did!


By bella! [Ignore] 27,Jun,25 03:55 other posts 
SOCIAL EXPERIMENT; What would your reaction be if you spotted something like this?

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By Cody8789 [Ignore] 27,Jun,25 20:26 other posts 
I would be laughing
By bella! [Ignore] 27,Jun,25 20:58 other posts 
Really? I don’t think so. With my initial observation, my eyes would probably bug out of my face, my jaw would drop allowing my mouth to pop open and I hope she wouldn’t turn quickly and catch me with that crazy look upon my face!
By dgraff [Ignore] 27,Jun,25 23:42 other posts 
Im with Cody i would burst out laughing
By Cody8789 [Ignore] 28,Jun,25 00:54 other posts 
By bella! [Ignore] 28,Jun,25 06:34 other posts 
Do you think her behind is real? Her curves were CRAZY, I’ve never seen proportions quite like that!
By dgraff [Ignore] 28,Jun,25 08:53 other posts 
I got my doubts it’s natural
By phart [Ignore] 28,Jun,25 14:05 other posts 
fake,gota be
but the pants could be refered to as a blivet,
a slang term for something unwieldy, useless, or difficult to manage
or

The most common image associated with blivet is that of trying to cram too much into a limited space, leading to a chaotic and unmanageable situation
By Cody8789 [Ignore] 28,Jun,25 20:20 other posts 
She either got a Brazilian butt lift or she’s wearing a plastic butt suit to get looks or reactions.
By phart [Ignore] 28,Jun,25 21:09 other posts 
1 things for sure, enjoying intercourse from behind would be difficult in her case unless he was very well endowed.
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Jun,25 06:50 other posts 
It must be out of the question for her to be a back sleeper!
By phart [Ignore] 29,Jun,25 07:01 other posts 
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Jun,25 06:52 other posts 
I didn’t think about that because I completely forgot about those “enhancements” being sold!
By t-rex [Ignore] 30,Jun,25 23:35 other posts 
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
By bella! [Ignore] 01,Jul,25 00:02 other posts 
Do you think the badonkadonk was for real ?
By t-rex [Ignore] 01,Jul,25 10:56 other posts 
I’m not sure, but I was in Philadelphia the other day, and saw some outrageous booties, are people growing them on purpose ? And if so,, how in the heck do you sculpt that ? 🤣🤣
By CAT52! [Ignore] 01,Jul,25 11:25 other posts 
The thing is that at one time, during the 1800's, paintings of nudes with huge cabooses were very popular and the women were very thought after. This, though, is not desireble.
By t-rex [Ignore] 01,Jul,25 18:10 other posts 
By cenozoic [Ignore] 01,Jul,25 00:01 other posts 
I would consider the word ; WHY
By bella! [Ignore] 01,Jul,25 06:46 other posts 
I AGREE!
She must have done this to make money showing it off.
And honestly, I would love to see.

It must have its downsides though.
How long would it take her every day to get those pants on?
By biggg [Ignore] 02,Jul,25 17:56 other posts 
I would run away. Seems like she did a huge Fart but it hasn't escaped her skintight pants yet. Hope no open flames in the immediate vicinity!
By bella! [Ignore] 02,Jul,25 20:03 other posts 
Haha!

Can you imagine having such a disproportionate figure or physique? It would be so difficult to buy clothes unless you had a seamstress or tailor on the payroll!

The video I posted reminds me of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s, BABY GOT BACK

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff]
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff]
They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look!
She's just so... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot:]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
(LA face with Oakland booty)

[Sir Mix-a-Lot:]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna [moan]
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah)
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot:]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to diss
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]


By bella! [Ignore] 10,Jul,24 22:59 other posts 
I saw this on YouTube and quite honestly, I'm not sure what might catch my attention first......her lips or her butt. I watched the entire 6 minutes, or so and also was amazed at how often she twisted, flipped or played with her hair.

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By t-rex [Ignore] 10,Jul,24 23:36 other posts 
I just watched this, omg ! To much for me. Way too extreme ? She must be from a rich family, I think she said she has spent over $150,000 on surgeries so far
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 02:59 other posts 
She did say she spent 150k on her various surgeries. I just can't imagine that that much money was spent and she still looked like a train wreck! It surprises me that a doctor just doesn't say, NO or ENOUGH!

As I recall her "before" pictures, she was an average looking young woman with average sized lips and an average shape. Now....
By t-rex [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 06:03 other posts 
Yes, and she said she is having another bum enlargement, (smh)
By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 09:18 other posts 
The lips freak me out.
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 11:04 other posts 
Her appearance was totally over the top! If you were to meet her while she was sitting down, your eyes would go directly to those lips. By the size of her face it would be easily discerned that she has a healthy appetite however that butt! There was a good amount of junk in that trunk! Oi!

I just don't understand why ANYONE would spend excessive amounts of money to achieve results like that. It makes absolutely no sense to me!
By phart [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 11:58 other posts 
There are so many people with weight issues that would give a million dollars to look as good as she did BEFORE all that surgery. She is a walking freak show and I am willing to bet she will have all kinds of health issues from the surgery's as she gets older because that stuff that is blowing up her butt, can't be healthy.
And i am sorry, but I have to ask, HOW does she stay CLEAN? As in simply wiping her butt? how could she reach it????
By dgraff [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 20:29 other posts 
I just had to look now I wish I hadn’t it’s decussating what is wrong with young people now days
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 22:52 other posts 
I'm being totally honest, if I saw her on the street, I know that I would discreetly grab a second look.
By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 22:27 other posts 
My significant others cousin had her butt and boobs done and her lips, had a brow lift and also Botox. She looks ridiculous and out of proportion. And then she went back and got her thighs done too. Looks like the Pokémon character Mew Two.
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 22:48 other posts 
Does the cousin of your significant other have a significant other? How does he or she feel about the new look?
By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 13,Jul,24 14:32 other posts 
No she got dumped
By phart [Ignore] 13,Jul,24 15:22 other posts 
By BirdDog [Ignore] 12,Jul,24 00:45 other posts 
yeah, me too!
By kebmo [Ignore] 13,Jul,24 23:23 other posts 
No, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no and no!
By bella! [Ignore] 13,Jul,24 23:47 other posts 
Those lips look so kissable, right?
By kebmo [Ignore] 14,Jul,24 02:33 other posts 
Same reply as above! 😄


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