Very interesting and I had no idea that there was Phrase Finder on the internet. Silly me, I don't know why it never occurred for me to look, everything else can be found there.
I read an interesting blog authored by a new SYD member. He is offering to assist all you gentlemen in jerking off. Do you fellas really need a jerk off coach to help you out? Or is it possible that the straight guy gets off on men? Just curious.
This is his blog:
"This is my sub Reddit - I help buds jerk off and feed them what they like 2 jerk 2, celebs porn and my own girls, some buds like 2 show off and b posted but most buds like 2 b private - if u have a second screen u can use 2 show u r jerkin over what I feed and can send lots of vids in return I can feed u lots 😉 Add hertsgirls on kik and we can have lots of fun" --------------------------------------- added after 5 minutes
At the end, he posted this website. only registered users can see external links
Hey, if you felt that you needed a more articulate jerking coach, by all means, get the fella that ticks all of the boxes!
I just found his blog interesting when he offers to be the coach and help by feeding "you" with things "you" like. Honestly, I didn't think that jerking, whackin' off, chokin' the chicken, burpin' the worm, etc, needed the assistance of a coach.
Since this virus I mainly cook at home I use the grill and the smoker a lot I’m not quite sure what the cost is because I only go to the store when I absolutely need to then I get in get whatever I need and get the hell out as quickly as I can
Oh my god, it’s painful to read, it's like trying to decipher a fucking code! Stop with the old school text style, it's not "cool" anymore. Most times your word option pops up before you're finished typing.
And, no, I've never needed coaching on how to pleasure myself
Thank you for your response, HFB! I was actually hoping that someone, I can't imagine who it could be, would respond and say "yes, I've thought about a coach, however didn't know where to start." Me thinks a "coach" is nothing more than a guy who gets off watching other guys get off.
If you're horny or you awake with a raging erection you have three ways to address the matter.
• Ignore the urge OR erection and go about your day.
• If you have a partner, hopefully they are horny, too.
• Your partner is not interested OR you are alone, you take care of business.
There's nothing in these scenarios lead me to believe that you need to call Coach Ralph for game strategy.
Often the fellas are the husband, boyfriend or partner and I THINK they are called a BIRTHING coach.
Seems to me a pregnancy coach might have different responsibilities. No, buddy, a little to the left! Buddy, that's the wrong hole! Lady, I knew this was bound to happen, ya gotta lift your ass higher! No, bud, if your worm didn't burp, don't pull out!
Maybe I’ve led a sheltered life , but every guy I’ve asked about his first foray into Sex , they all say pretty much the same. After they get visited by THE CUM angel, it’s natural to try to make it cum again. I think it’s a natural reaction. A coach? Ridiculous.
Hahaha it figures a year or two ago When the hurricanes ripped up Florida and Puerto rica and a month before Texas I donated 1000.00 to help our fellow Texans and 1000.00 to help the good people of Florida I donated through the Red Cross under the name of Graffs Garage I certainly hope the money went were it was supposed to go
IF there are any monuments to Chaz,I want them down NOW!
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6 city blocks in 2020, or several states in the 1860's,what is the difference?
Has it crossed anyone's mind that perhaps the democrats are using Mr Floyd's murder to thier political advantage? Is it not possiable that the democrats and liberal minded folks like that asshole Soro's are paying people to stir up shit to further divide the already weak country?Divide and conquer is a old tactic.
In short,the democrats are performing election interference and using the black populations fear of cops as a tool to interfer.Just like a chef uses a spoon or a mechanic uses a wrench.
If it could be proven,would the black population be offended by the fact they were used as a people for someone elses gains?
Did it cross yours this was staged by republicans to get the electorate off of the pandemic? It backfired on them, but Mitch McConnell practically admitted it. And lets not forget that "law and order" walk down to the church. --------------------------------------- added after 3 minutes
BTW,Phart,if Soros is an asshole id like to be one just like him. Money and smarts and running rings around people like you
bank rupting countrys to create personal wealth,oh what a role model he is.Read about his thoughts regardling family.HE HATES familys. He is loving the pandemic because of the fact young people were unable to visit their elderly family members. Thinks they will be easier to influence and change if not exsposed to older people. Read about it by using google.
Soros is a evil hearted man.
Phart, Blacks are PISSED OFF and pissed off people vote. In this case they are Democrat voters so why wouldn't the Biden camp open it's arms wide and welcome them into their fold?
Absolutely, the Democrats will benefit from this and they will do what they can to garner all the votes they can from this situation. Why wouldn't they?
Just to be clear, the Democrats are not trying to divide your country, that task has already been successfully accomplished by your sitting president.
Did you remember to use Google to see how naughty Soros is before replying to phart, kebmo!?
I'm smiling at phart suddenly realising that most politicians are opportunists, and will make the most of any situation to further their aims. Like .. who would think ANY politician would do that?
Again, of course, that doesn't address the substantive issue: why are blacks pissed off, and what does society do about it?
I've never really believed in the widespread existence of bots, or people paid to post nonsense on the Internet, in an attempt to subvert democracy. Phart is actually making me reconsider! Perhaps he's in the pay of a foreign, anti-Western power and his ramblings actually are part of a brilliant, Machiavellian plot to rob us all of our freedom and enslave us. Just a theory!
Do take a moment to read about him.Depending on the source you read as to what you will find.He is just not a good role model.Hard youth,granted,but chose a bad path.
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You mean to tell me that I could get paid for trying to explain another side to a story that some people just absolutly refuse to acknowledge? Where is my check????? Everything,every story ,every problem,is like a peice of paper, it has 2 sides. To lean towards the liberal side 99.9999999 % of the time,is a mistake.
I checked out Soros on Wikipedia. He's currently worth $8.3 Billion but has donated $32 Billion to his charity, Open Society Foundations. He sounds like a pretty decent guy. I see he has a lot of political opinions too.
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"Open Society Foundations (OSF), formerly the Open Society Institute, is an international grantmaking network founded by business magnate George Soros. Open Society Foundations financially support civil society groups around the world, with a stated aim of advancing justice, education, public health and independent media."
If you have some time, this is (in my opinion) a pretty balanced article about Soros. Like anyone, he's neither saint nor devil. That nuanced view of him is, however, less popular than wacky conspiracy theories that denounce him as a nasty Jew who wants some sort of New World Order.
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The fact that phart has provided a link showing why Hungary kicked out his University seems, to me, to show that (more often than not) Soros has been a force for good - even if that's a somewhat flawed force. Hungary is ruled by a guy with authoritarian tendencies, so butting heads with someone like Soros was, somewhat, inevitable.
Imagine that,I tried to present a balanced response.Bankrupting nations is not a good thing.
Like I said,if you get your info from only certian sources and not all of them,you may not understand it all.
I've read both your links about Soros, phart. Seems to me like he was a successful hedge fund manager who made a fortune, and spent some of it on philanthropic projects.
So, here's the rub: are you in favour of capitalism or not?
That's what global capitalism looks like: people speculate as to whether stock, or currencies, will fall or rise in value. If you have a pension, that's what the pension funds do too - they invest in stock and currency. The link you provided shows that he wasn't even the biggest investor to put money on the baht falling in value. So, my question (to be absolutely clear):
Do YOU, phart, believe that using your knowledge about politics and the markets to invest in stock or currencies (to make a profit for yourself and investors) is somehow wrong?
The Thai government, and their Central Bank, ballsed up their economy and a Capitalist made money out of predicting this would happen and then used his capital to make a "bet" that he was right. That IS capitalism 101, dude. It makes the world, for better or worse, turn.
I'm genuinely interested in your response. I suspect you may not have all your ducks lined up on this one. Think before you answer. Particularly think about how a certain Donald Trump (despite flirting with bankruptcy on occasion) made HIS money.
Did he make widgets and then sell them?
OR, did he inherit a shitload of money and then invest it in Real Estate (in the hope that it's value would rise) to make a profit from his capital?
Fuck me, you've drawn me back into the world of "explaining economics to chimps"!! How do you do it?
All the blind fools our country is the weakest it has ever been well the ones that can see knows to get ready for some scary times in this country im scared for what my baby's are going to go thought people don't have a voice any more and it a sad day when our government uses our own people stupid people but our own people to destroy and totally turn our country communist the main Gould is a one world government and one currency with out using any weapon just a bunch of dumb fucking liberals in short shit is all fucked up all we can do is pray to the one that will and dose have the real power that's the only further only real further for real people that have real hearts that love one a notter and give our faith over to the all might GOD and he's son Jesus Christ he will make the week strong and the pour rich amen
Oh, my goodness and thank you! I had to Google "litotes" and now understand that litotes is a figure of speech, irony. Thank you Mr. Google, for providing the audio pronunciation of this word. Gosh, I would have murdered the word had I tried to razzle and dazzle someone with "my new word" and incorporate into a conversation!
UPUPANDBACK, perfect example why our people are following our esteemed leader.
They missed graduation from high school. College is a street downtown. The future of a nation is making it great again. Some "GOULD". But, if that fails, lets wait for the second coming.
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No! I'm calling him/her out for his/her political views.The gist of the post was about our sad state of national politics. The fact that he/she is totally grammar challenged is extra proof that Trump and the conservative right draw their support from the great unwashed.
BUT,.........What would your site friends think of you becoming "grammar police"?...........If that's your "take-away", so be it. --------------------------------------- added after 3 hours
Re-reading my post I realized this would be fitting. No offense.
Has it crossed anyone's mind that this is all a plot by aliens from Uranus who are trying to get us all fighting with each other so that they can sneak in and take over the Earth?
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This is his blog:
"This is my sub Reddit - I help buds jerk off and feed them what they like 2 jerk 2, celebs porn and my own girls, some buds like 2 show off and b posted but most buds like 2 b private - if u have a second screen u can use 2 show u r jerkin over what I feed and can send lots of vids in return I can feed u lots 😉 Add hertsgirls on kik and we can have lots of fun"
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At the end, he posted this website. only registered users can see external links
I have 40+ years experience in jerking off, so my need for "coaching" is questionable.
If I were to use a jerking coach: I'd prefer mine not to use the number 2 to mean both "to" and "too", and to type "you" and "are" as proper words.
But hey, whatever lights your candle. It takes all sorts!!
I just found his blog interesting when he offers to be the coach and help by feeding "you" with things "you" like. Honestly, I didn't think that jerking, whackin' off, chokin' the chicken, burpin' the worm, etc, needed the assistance of a coach.
dgraff, YOU fill your 6'6" frame with things that would make the average person gain weight just reading about! :x
Approximately, how much do you spend on groceries and/or eating out on a monthly basis?
And, no, I've never needed coaching on how to pleasure myself
If you're horny or you awake with a raging erection you have three ways to address the matter.
• Ignore the urge OR erection and go about your day.
• If you have a partner, hopefully they are horny, too.
• Your partner is not interested OR you are alone, you take care of business.
There's nothing in these scenarios lead me to believe that you need to call Coach Ralph for game strategy.
Seems to me a pregnancy coach might have different responsibilities.
Sad,Even BLM donors can't be sure of where their money is going
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6 city blocks in 2020, or several states in the 1860's,what is the difference?
In short,the democrats are performing election interference and using the black populations fear of cops as a tool to interfer.Just like a chef uses a spoon or a mechanic uses a wrench.
If it could be proven,would the black population be offended by the fact they were used as a people for someone elses gains?
May his soul rest in - - - -
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BTW,Phart,if Soros is an asshole id like to be one just like him. Money and smarts and running rings around people like you
Soros is a evil hearted man.
Absolutely, the Democrats will benefit from this and they will do what they can to garner all the votes they can from this situation. Why wouldn't they?
Just to be clear, the Democrats are not trying to divide your country, that task has already been successfully accomplished by your sitting president.
I'm smiling at phart suddenly realising that most politicians are opportunists, and will make the most of any situation to further their aims. Like .. who would think ANY politician would do that?
Again, of course, that doesn't address the substantive issue: why are blacks pissed off, and what does society do about it?
I've never really believed in the widespread existence of bots, or people paid to post nonsense on the Internet, in an attempt to subvert democracy. Phart is actually making me reconsider! Perhaps he's in the pay of a foreign, anti-Western power and his ramblings actually are part of a brilliant, Machiavellian plot to rob us all of our freedom and enslave us. Just a theory!
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This is from Wikipedia. only registered users can see external links
"Open Society Foundations (OSF), formerly the Open Society Institute, is an international grantmaking network founded by business magnate George Soros. Open Society Foundations financially support civil society groups around the world, with a stated aim of advancing justice, education, public health and independent media."
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The fact that phart has provided a link showing why Hungary kicked out his University seems, to me, to show that (more often than not) Soros has been a force for good - even if that's a somewhat flawed force. Hungary is ruled by a guy with authoritarian tendencies, so butting heads with someone like Soros was, somewhat, inevitable.
Like I said,if you get your info from only certian sources and not all of them,you may not understand it all.
So, here's the rub: are you in favour of capitalism or not?
That's what global capitalism looks like: people speculate as to whether stock, or currencies, will fall or rise in value. If you have a pension, that's what the pension funds do too - they invest in stock and currency. The link you provided shows that he wasn't even the biggest investor to put money on the baht falling in value. So, my question (to be absolutely clear):
Do YOU, phart, believe that using your knowledge about politics and the markets to invest in stock or currencies (to make a profit for yourself and investors) is somehow wrong?
The Thai government, and their Central Bank, ballsed up their economy and a Capitalist made money out of predicting this would happen and then used his capital to make a "bet" that he was right. That IS capitalism 101, dude. It makes the world, for better or worse, turn.
I'm genuinely interested in your response. I suspect you may not have all your ducks lined up on this one. Think before you answer. Particularly think about how a certain Donald Trump (despite flirting with bankruptcy on occasion) made HIS money.
Did he make widgets and then sell them?
OR, did he inherit a shitload of money and then invest it in Real Estate (in the hope that it's value would rise) to make a profit from his capital?
Fuck me, you've drawn me back into the world of "explaining economics to chimps"!! How do you do it?
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And then you have angle OMG my hero end of sarcasm now let me get on my knees and reward him
Try a full stop or a comma once in a while - anywhere!
PS. you're a fucking nutjob. The fact that you're a believer is, in my humble opinion, not unrelated.
Note the use of litotes?
It's the "dumb fucking liberals"--with all their fancy grammar and punctuation and stuff like that there--that are going to ruin the country!
They missed graduation from high school. College is a street downtown. The future of a nation is making it great again. Some "GOULD". But, if that fails, lets wait for the second coming.
end sarcasm
BUT,.........What would your site friends think of you becoming "grammar police"?...........If that's your "take-away", so be it.
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Re-reading my post I realized this would be fitting. No offense.
Your anus, not mine!
And...it could very well be both.
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