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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
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By bella! [Ignore] 22,Mar,20 21:16 other posts 
My fear is that I'm turning into a couch potato.... I've watched some of the 90 Day Fiancė and now I'm watching something called Nightmare Neighbour, something filmed in the UK. I've sorted out that a solicitor is what I would call an attorney or lawyer however, I can't seem to sort out what the term "council" is referring to. Originally, I thought that reference to a "council home" meant that it was government owned or subsidized. After watching several of these episodes, neighbors having problems with neighbors and taking there concerns to the "council", that council means something like what an association would be here to condominiums as well as housing communities built by a single builder. If someone could explain the term council, I would greatly appreciate it.
By Chauncey_Street [Ignore] 23,Mar,20 08:32 other posts 
By the way, you might enjoy this documentary. To me the most interesting story in it is Shelby's story but some of what she says I can't understand because her accent is so strong. And yes, she's speaking English! She sure should have cleaned-up her apartment before the camera and sound crew arrived. It's not that bad like a bomb went off in a pig sty but I can't understand why she didn't get it straightened-up and as nice and neat as possible before filming.

I watch those British council house-themed shows all the time. A girl who lived in one even left behind a t-shirt that read, "Council House Princess" on it.

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Scottish accent...she lives in Glasgow.
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If you choose to watch it, maybe you can figure out and tell me what that giant pink sneaker shoe is used for which she (Shelby) has sitting in her bedroom/living room. I have two guesses. One is, it was a beanbag chair but all the styrofoam "beans" are missing from it, or, it is a hamper for dirty clothes.
By bella! [Ignore] 23,Mar,20 12:03 other posts 
Thank you, but I'm not looking for things to binge watch. I'm not much of a reader and watching television can only work for so long. As far as the things I've watched, I've been entertained but since the NIGHTMARE NEIGHBOUR is a UK production, I'm not familiar with everything they say and as I've said, I've sorted out several of the terms used, I'm still not able to sort out what the term "council" makes reference to.
I binge-watch Hoarders. I'll link you to a good one. The Steven in Olympia, Washington part in this episode is one of the best ones I've ever seen because at the end it's such a lift to see his place so clean and organized. It's corny to say it contains a "feel-good moment" but it does have that. Such a relief to see his horrible pig pen converted into a nice place...looking like a studio apartment is supposed to look like. Only thing left to do that I could see was, he needs to rent a steam cleaner and get rid of that pale stain on the carpet. Other than that, the place turned out looking great. I hope he didn't backslide later and trash it up all over again.
I like to pause the video when they show the "After" so I can get a good look.

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By mr_blue [Ignore] 23,Mar,20 12:03 other posts  ⤴
Council is just a name for the state local authority...
By bella! [Ignore] 23,Mar,20 13:45 other posts 
Thank you. So is a council house a home that is owned and regulated by the local government? Is the council housr something that can be owned by a person or is it month to month and based on a person's income? In one of the episodes, it seemed to me that after living in her council house for a period of one year, a lady received a letter that made her "official" and she felt comfortable enough to move forward with house updates.
By #188992 23,Mar,20 15:52
Strictly speaking a "council house" is one owned by the council, who then acts pretty much as a straightforward landlord. People on no/low income can apply for help with rent costs (Housing Benefit) but the rent doesn't vary depending on the tenant's income. After a period of years people have the right to buy their Council House (ie. where they have been a tenant and paying rent), but that's quite a controversial policy.

We have broader, what we call, Social Housing. That includes Council houses but also includes properties owned by Housing Associations (that tend to be not-for-profits or similar)who again act as a landlord.

That really just leaves owner-occupiers and people renting from private landlords.
By bella! [Ignore] 23,Mar,20 17:15 other posts 
Ah, thank you, that makes sense. In this particular program, the people rely so heavily for the council to intervene in matters ranging from neighbors being too loud, balls coming over walls landing in their gardens to concerns over new construction. We cannot do whatever we please here, if I'm too loud I would probably receive visits from the local police and if I continued being a loud neighbor, there's a good chance I would receive a ticket and summons to appear in court. If I want to improve and/or build on my property, I would have to "pull a permit", something normally done by the contractor that is hired to do the job. The permit is something that is purchased from township/city and inspection(s) will be done to ensure that work is meeting code. Strange, if I choose to install a hot water tank, furnace or upgrade my electrical wiring, I can do it and not pull a permit (I don't know if it is legal) but a business has to have a permit.
By #188992 23,Mar,20 17:43
We have similar levels of bureaucracy and devolved powers, by the sounds of it. For example: a noisy neighbour would probably be referred to the Environmental Health dept of the Council first, then become a police matter.

We have a lot of, what they call, "poverty porn" TV in the UK. It's a small problem, on the very margins of normal behaviour amongst the most deprived members of society, but the right-wing media demonise a lot of people based on a tiny sample.

Of course all of that seems, somehow, a bit trivial when Covid 19 is fucking up everything!!
By bella! [Ignore] 23,Mar,20 18:13 other posts 
Are you familiar with NIGHTMARE NEIGHBOUR, if you are, do you consider this poverty porn?

I Google'd the population of the UK, there's 63 million residents as of 2018, with 56 million living in Great Britain and all in an area half the size of the state of California which has 40 million residents. I'm sure that contributes to the tension and why so many people seem to have multiple CCTV's.
By #188992 25,Mar,20 11:40
Nightmare Neighbour is not one I've come across, so can't really comment as to whether that falls into the "poverty porn" category. Sounds like it probably isn't, reading back through the thread.

We don't have massive wildernesses, like N America, but there is still plenty of green and pleasant land to go round. The preponderance of surveillance in this nation is troubling to many of us, but is only really an issue in urban spaces. Having said that, if you live a "normal" life (school, work, shopping, social life etc) you WILL be under the eye of "Big Brother".

Sorry about the delay in replying: the shitstorm that is Covid 19 has meant me doing extra volunteering shifts at the Foodbank.
By bella! [Ignore] 23,Mar,20 20:09 other posts  ⤴
I must say that your country is lovely! Beautiful homes, buildings with filled with history, the land lush and green! It's no wonder why so many people make the choice to visit or call the UK their home!

Something I've noticed from watching this is the gardens are beautiful and those that tend to their gardens take their "job" and gardens very seriously.
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 23,Mar,20 13:55 other posts  ⤴
Blue, the Shire voted and you are a cunt mate
By mr_blue [Ignore] 23,Mar,20 13:57 other posts 
I'm gandalf the blue, skittles....
I know I'm a cunt,I own it....
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 23,Mar,20 14:17 other posts 


By bella! [Ignore] 24,Mar,20 02:00 other posts 
For all of you that are jonesing for the seasonal Shamrock Shake.....

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By dgraff [Ignore] 24,Mar,20 07:00 other posts 
No thank you no Coronavirus burgers for me I’m eating at home from now on
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 24,Mar,20 10:58 other posts  ⤴
If you want to poison yourself eating at McDonald's... they are open here in NYC
By bella! [Ignore] 24,Mar,20 11:58 other posts 
Did you listen to or watch the almost 4 minute video? I am not debating that McDonald's is not fine dining. What I find unfathomable is that McDonald's being a big corporation, does not offer paid sick time to their workers. It is sad that some workers make the choice to go to work sick because if they don't, they won't be paid.

It is very possible that sick workers prepare and serve food to unsuspecting people that have made the choice to eat there whether it be out of desire or necessity. Sorry, I shouldn't have to worry about receiving a side of coronavirus with my Shamrock Shake.
By dgraff [Ignore] 24,Mar,20 22:16 other posts 
If we go on lockdown conditions you can still go out side you just can’t leave your property well my property consists of 22 acres of woods trees rocks and mountain laurel so if I run low on food I will grab my favorite rifle and take a walk I’m sure muggsy won’t mind eating deer turkey rabbit or squirrel 🐿 or maybe even a black bear 🐻


By bella! [Ignore] 23,Mar,20 14:25 other posts 
I looked at my 401K today, I had no idea how much I would be giving up for Lent.
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 23,Mar,20 16:02 other posts 
fucking brutal...


By bella! [Ignore] 21,Mar,20 15:30 other posts 
I want to kick the walls, I'm so stir crazy!
By #608173 21,Mar,20 16:06
You will have to get yourself a nice plump pillow to snuggle into and start singing "Down in the valley" . See if that helps
Talking about "Stir crazy" this lot should be doing time.

Coronavirus: Police make three arrests after finding stolen toilet rolls in van

Police found stolen toilet rolls in a van .
Police have arrested three people after stolen toilet paper was discovered in a van amid the coronavirus pandemic.
Essex Police's Operational Support Group stopped the vehicle after receiving a tip-off.
When they opened the back of the van they found several bundles of toilet roll and a microwave.
Toilet paper has been hard to find in supermarkets during the COVID-19 outbreak because customers have been hoarding them.
I can understand the toilet rolls . But what's your guess re the microwave ??? . perhaps to heat the loo rolls prior to use . Your answers below . Stupid ones a must .
By bella! [Ignore] 21,Mar,20 16:23 other posts 
Down In The Valley? 🎵

I think there might be holes in the wall by next weekend!
By #608173 21,Mar,20 16:31
Ha Ha
That was a reference to the film Stir crazy . With Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor .
By #551482 22,Mar,20 17:40
yep, great movie. We bad, that´s right WE bad. And don´t forget the fly scene
By dgraff [Ignore] 21,Mar,20 21:33 other posts  ⤴
Pennsylvania is on a mandatory 9:00 pm curfew now
By bella! [Ignore] 21,Mar,20 21:51 other posts 
Wow, it's only a matter of time before our governor mandates a curfew, too.

I guess your darn boss is going to have to close the shop early and let you go home at a reasonable hour!
By dgraff [Ignore] 21,Mar,20 22:01 other posts 
Yeah I guess so
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Now I just heard there has been cases of looting in surrounding cities Harrisburg and Lebanon
By #583549 22,Mar,20 07:31
Not only do we have a curfew in NJ.We are on total lock down as of last night!No one is supposed too leave their house or property!.
By dgraff [Ignore] 22,Mar,20 07:58 other posts 
It’s crazy I’ve never seen anything like this before
By #583549 22,Mar,20 09:55
It sure is crazy! If looting starts by me I am ready for them!They will not get through the door!
By phart [Ignore] 22,Mar,20 21:07 other posts 
It is amazing how for all these years I have lived in America and now just in a matter of a couple weeks,I live in a near police state telling how I can eat, that I can't travel that people cant work,and etc.
This was a free country.
Amazing how easy our government was able to take away our freedom wasn't it? I won't post it for being accused of posting rumors,but google DOJ proposals and you will be shocked.
By Chauncey_Street [Ignore] 23,Mar,20 08:52 other posts 
On another topic more and more sites online insist you must give them your cell phone number in order to join the site or to keep your existing account.


By bella! [Ignore] 14,Mar,20 23:21 other posts 
Yesterday on my way home from work, I stopped at Walmart for mascara. Yep, it was a need for "drugstore" level mascara that prompted me to plan that stop. That place was a fricken Z00 and I should have just drove by.

So after making my selections in the Health & Beauty section, I meander over to the food side. I was truly surprised to see the shopper's baskets overflowing and the offerings on the shelves minimal and with regard to the paper products, ie toilet paper, paper towels and facial tissue, ZIP, NADA, NOTHING.

I called my sister this morning regarding one matter and eventually mention my trip to Walmart. She said she was good on toilet paper however she was low on paper towel. "No worries", I tell her, "order it from Amazon". Sometime later this afternoon, I'm curious and I check Amazon, Amazon is out of stock in bulk quantities of paper products however it is possible to buy single rolls of paper towels at the cost of $24.86 PER ROLL!
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 15,Mar,20 08:32 other posts 
Supply and demand.... out of control because people are morons.
By dgraff [Ignore] 15,Mar,20 09:26 other posts  ⤴
It is crazy the stores in Pennsylvania are the same way now living by myself I buy things as I need them but I won’t pay inflated prices I will improvise
By bella! [Ignore] 15,Mar,20 13:39 other posts 
Um, improvise? You wouldn't substitute aluminium foil in place of toilet paper, would you?
By dgraff [Ignore] 15,Mar,20 16:43 other posts 
No but there is a lot of farms near me so corn cobs are readily available
By #583549 15,Mar,20 09:46⤴
Same here in NJ.All the stores are out of toilet paper and paper towels!I have 12 pack of tp so I am good foe a while. People are going nuts over this corona virus!!!!
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Mar,20 17:06 other posts 
Hey, Smoothmann, this is Anytown, USA.

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By #583549 17,Mar,20 17:17
Your right bella! We now have a 8PM curfew and all resturants are take out only! Take care my friend.
By phart [Ignore] 17,Mar,20 21:21 other posts 
What general area are you near to have a curfew? That sucks worse than of the rest of it.
By #583549 18,Mar,20 17:15
It's the whole state that is under a curfew!
By phart [Ignore] 18,Mar,20 18:45 other posts 
damn,that sucks.Any idea when it will let up?
By #583549 18,Mar,20 20:35
No idea.They are waiting too see when the virus peeks and then starts too decline.It could take most of the year!
By #583549 22,Mar,20 10:00⤴
I live in NJ so what ever NY does NJ follows!!!!
By #608173 22,Mar,20 10:41
In the UK we can go outside to exercise . Go shopping and the like . But we are "advised" . And I stress ADVISED to not get closer than two meters to each other . Not to gather in crowds . Not to go to pubs clubs and theatres . At the moment the government are stopping short of bringing in any kind of curfew or making it an offence as they have not got the man force in the policing to implement it . But they can! and will arrest anyone that has got the virus and has not self isolated themselves .
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An update .
This just in .Coronavirus: UK could enforce Italy-style lockdown if people fail to stay at home, minister suggests

Fears lockdown is failing as Britons flock to the beach in the sun
The government would consider an Italian-style lockdown if people fail to follow advice to stay at home during the coronavirus crisis, a senior minister has said.


By #574505 21,Mar,20 07:33
What the hell china are going to use condoms on there fingers now the whole world going to get them
By bella! [Ignore] 21,Mar,20 13:05 other posts 
Any particular brand?
By dgraff [Ignore] 21,Mar,20 21:31 other posts 
I heard the French ticklers work the best
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Remind me to call my Edward Jones broker Monday morning and tell him to invest some of my money in condoms
By kebmo [Ignore] 22,Mar,20 06:36 other posts 
Invest in disposable diaper, stroller and car seat companies, for that matter, all things baby, I can assure you that in about nine months they are going to be in great demand!
By dgraff [Ignore] 22,Mar,20 07:26 other posts 
Hahaha good idea 💡


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