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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
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Please attempt to remain somewhat respectful to other members, ninnyhammers, dummies and folks you just don't like. Thank you.
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By bella! [Ignore] 17,Mar,19 04:09 other posts 
This is a song that I would wager to say that I will hear, today and be singing to! Happy St. Patrick's Day! ☘ Celebrate responsibly!

Irish Rovers, THE UNICORN

A long time ago, when the earth was still green
And there were more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
They'd run around free while the earth was being born
But the loveliest of all was the unicorn

There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn

Now god seen some sinnin' and it gave him pain
And he says, "stand back, I'm going to make it rain"
He says, "hey, brother Noah, I'll tell you what to do
Build me a floating ****"

And take some of them green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget my unicorn"

Old Noah was there to answer the call
He finished up making the ark just as the rain started fallin'
He marched in the animals two by two
And he called out as they went through
"Hey, Lord"

I've got your green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn
I just can't see no unicorn"

Then Noah looked out through the driving rain
Them unicorns was hiding, playing silly games
Kicking and splashing while the rain was pouring
Oh, them silly unicorns

There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees
Noah cried, "close the doors 'cause the rain is pourin'
And we just can't wait for no unicorns"

The ark started movin', it drifted with the tide
Them unicorns looked up from the rock and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
And that's why you'll never see a unicorn, to this very day

You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no unicorn


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By Andthisisme [Ignore] 17,Mar,19 07:53 other posts 
I remember this song so well. How crazy is it that the system wont allow the word that is the common abbreviatoion for zooalogical ?


By #578610 16,Mar,19 16:22
In the game "Domination" i've been bought a few times


Your dominant is Arexa


Set Yourself Free (100 points)

Current price: 100 points
Brings to dominant: average 45.2 points per day
Events Log:
16,Mar,19 15:11 - You were purchased by Arexa.
16,Mar,19 09:28 - You were purchased by hellboy.
14,Mar,19 13:11 - You were purchased by Coop-m.
13,Mar,19 20:52 - You were purchased by danali.
13,Mar,19 17:04 - You were purchased by jonnybrv.
09,Mar,19 13:07 - you were submitted to Arexa by your former dominant.

What do i get from being bought?
By bella! [Ignore] 16,Mar,19 18:30 other posts 
You get absolutely NOTHING! However your dominant receives 20% of the points you earn for your "daily actions". Right now, YOU are the top earner!
By #578610 16,Mar,19 18:33
top earner of points? there's a mistake or there's not enough people playing. I don't understand this game. The system keeps hundreds of points every day,,do these owners get their points from there??
By bella! [Ignore] 16,Mar,19 19:34 other posts 
I don't understand "the game" either, however the way admin has structured "the game", his calculations reflect that you are on top.


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By bella! [Ignore] 15,Mar,19 14:05 other posts 
So what is your opinion about the people with deep pockets that have paid to get their offspring into certain colleges?
By phart [Ignore] 15,Mar,19 14:10 other posts 
I think they should have to pay the same amount or more to help deserveing students in the schools.I never thought anyone would be dumb enough to pay 6.5 million to put their k1d in a certian school that did not deserve to be there.Why not just put the money in a trust fund and let the kid live in the Bahamas and forget it? Wasted a good spot in a school that most can never dream of making it into.
Jail for the low lifes, nah,waste of time.Make them spend money to put good deserving students into the schools as punishment.Maby 1 day their spoiled brats will be working under those folks! hehehehe.
By #578610 15,Mar,19 22:05⤴
Phart has the right idea. Jail time is meaningless. Hit them where it hurts, They should contribute to a scholarship fund to pay for everyone that was not able to attend because of lack of space. The kids, though, should be given a year off and given two more years to prove they belong. The SAT's are notorious for being inacurat anyway.


By bella! [Ignore] 15,Mar,19 17:55 other posts 
Today is the 4th Anniversary of the thread, PISSING AT URINALS! Happy Anniversary, PAU! /forum/thread.php?id=8565#3427


By bella! [Ignore] 15,Mar,19 17:05 other posts 
In the event that your pet needs blinders, here's the AS SEEN ON TV ad.


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By bella! [Ignore] 15,Mar,19 15:02 other posts 
About the BEST IMAGE/MEMBER TOP feature and how it relates to 2nice.

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I still haven't figured out what is going on. Early on, I believe that if you were voting on a member, your vote boosted them by 5% if they were not at the 100% status. If I'm not mistaken, the last few days, I would wager that if the member was at a low percentage, your vote boosted them 10%! WOW!

Moments ago, I go to vote for my "go to" member, 2nice, I see he is at only 4% and when I vote for him, I can no longer find him on the voting list AND I believe that my vote knocked some other folks down 1 and 2%. Is this possible?
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Well, I just checked my points log, I was not credited for voting or voting for 2nice. My guess is that I caught the feature at "shift change".


By bella! [Ignore] 14,Mar,19 11:50 other posts 
Last night, I met up with friends and we went to dinner after our work day. Quite often, I will get beef because I'm cooking more chicken at home than beef. I don't know if it was me or the strip steak I was served, but I thought it was blahhh...... I've had hamburgers that had more personality than this steak!

Would you prefer a mediocre steak over a delicious hamburger?
By #487013 14,Mar,19 11:59
I hate when steak has no flavor. It’s like chewing leather. Especially since I like mine well done. This weekend I ate at a Brazilian grill, and most of the beef was rare which was hard since the texture and blood grossed me out. Once I closed my eyes and got over the texture it was pretty good. Great flavors. My fave was the garlic butter tenderloin.

I’d rather have a bland burger over a bad steak.
By #372661 14,Mar,19 12:09⤴
I will take a properly prepared burger any day over a chewy steak. These days I choose the filet mignon for its tenderness. I'm like you in so far as making mostly chicken at home, whole yummy chicken cooked on the kamado grill.
By #578610 14,Mar,19 12:27⤴
Most of the time it's the chef and not the steak. I'm used to going to Brazilian or Argentinian steak houses when we go for steak. I would prefer a properly cooked and seasoned burger over a poorly cooked steak,
By dgraff [Ignore] 15,Mar,19 05:00 other posts  ⤴
Any piece of meat is blahhhh just plain that's what spices and dry rubs are for marinade to and it's about time some restaurants learn this
By Andthisisme [Ignore] 15,Mar,19 07:47 other posts  ⤴
I eat little meat these days but my treat is a really nice piece of homecooked fillet steak. NEVER EVER a burger.


By #578610 13,Mar,19 18:53
Phart,,,you talk a lot and don't ever say anything. It's like farting in the wind. Ever notice that when you poke a bear, the creature tears you limb from limb??


By #491031 13,Mar,19 12:31
That's it.
I'm done.
The Crone is blacklisted.
I have grown tired of seeing her slug trails all over the Forum when I check in.

(For what it's worth, just think of how pleasant it would be--and how it would drive the Crone crazy!--if you all did the same.)
By #487013 13,Mar,19 13:52
I only unban her to piss her off and decorate her page. I see she finally banned me as well.

She tried to argue with me via PM last night by using my description of her sniz as being a tomb filled with putrification back at me. Lol I told her her pics looked like a snuff scene from a bad 60’s porno. Then she tried saying I was born from one, and asked if I had my death certificate. I said I would just borrow the one for his wife seeing as it’s really Charlie Gray Horse that’s posting and pretending to be his dead wife. He really thinks he’s so witty with comebacks. Yet when he went into chat last night they roasted him. He couldn’t keep up with the flow and his inibility to google retorts.

It makes a lot of sense that it’s actually Charlie Gray Horse pretending to be twobadkidneys, seeing as he has a penchant for wearing dresses and his rampant homophobia.--------------------------------------- added after 36 minutes

I’m still laughing my ass off at the fact Charlie thinks I gave up. I got busy and also arguing with someone that has the mental equivalent of a soggy chicken nugget like he does is kinda pointless.
By dgraff [Ignore] 13,Mar,19 14:39 other posts  ⤴
I’m with you brother I just pushed the button
By #489701 13,Mar,19 14:55⤴
I think i'm gonna cry now. I've been blacklisted by a phony.
By phart [Ignore] 13,Mar,19 17:30 other posts 
Well,he,she,it,whatever the hell it was has banned me to,it says, 'Just can not stand his farts" as a reason that showed up,and I would think it was he,she or it,that left that comment.
So I guess this means I may not be able to see that nice mare taking a dump any more? Looked better than he,she or it!
I can't beleive he,she or it,posted that.

It goes to prove the rest of us stood up long enought that HESHEIT, chickened out first! hehehehehe--------------------------------------- added after 71 minutesWell I blacklisted her and she will have to fire up the google gitter to figure out the word i used in my reason for blacklisting her.lol

I fixed the settings on my page so only members can view,just as hesheit has theirs setup.I logged out and could not look at hesheit's page.So if we all do that,she can't spy on us as easy.


By #574505 13,Mar,19 12:57
Damm we having strong winds here most of my Roof is gone,any of you having the same problem?
By #487013 13,Mar,19 13:45
The winds are bad here too. We had a few tornados in the lower part of the state, which is uncommon.
By bella! [Ignore] 13,Mar,19 15:00 other posts  ⤴
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that you've had that happen. I suspect that you will have you notify your home owner's insurance and they will dispatch a company to secure your roof and home from further damage. Be safe!


By #578610 13,Mar,19 07:21
Good morning, DeathWarmedOver. I see you couldn't stand the heat. Don't let that dog bite your ass. You could be charged with animal cruelty. BTW, I'm posting this because I'm nasty, uncouth, vindictive, and my dementia is acting up. Sorry, Bella. I know from Dgraff you are trying to smooth the waters. Thank you.

My opinion
By #574505 13,Mar,19 12:59
Hotpussy be nice
By #578610 13,Mar,19 13:16
I'm trying. I just blocked a bunch of Assholes (with a capital A). Life is too short to listen to the shit they spew (and not to me only). Shallow people with shallow lives.


By #578610 13,Mar,19 12:58
CC,,I think you are right. This has gone long enough and I don't want to see your HATEFUL mesages anymore either. I'm blocking all of you. At least for a while. Bella, considering all that went on, you behaved with class. As they say, "arrivadeci baby"


By #487013 11,Mar,19 11:53
I’d rather not give this person a response, but the reason I banned them is I’m tired of seeing their posts. Plus the complaining that others are not being nice, yet the need to take their pics without permission and turn them into bad memes or photoshopping buttholes over their mouths. I just don’t want to see it when I’m logged in. I do read posts logged out as I’d rather not get a membership to hide my presence and sometimes I don’t want anyone to know when I’m online. Anyway I refuse to feed the troll further, so my last reply.

My opinion... Opinions don’t really count anyway seeing as they are like assholes and everyone has one.
By #535408 11,Mar,19 14:49
The drama, if you wanna call it that, was worth a few snickers here and there at first, but I gave up on following it a few days ago. It has become way too repetitive and most of all, WAY TOO BORING

Oh, I almost fogot... this is an "opinion" of mine 😁
By phart [Ignore] 11,Mar,19 19:17 other posts 
You can always hope they blow a gasket or something.Only 1 of them and several of us!
I have fairly sad and slow life myself.Unable to work fulltime,cant get around the best,but even I find something to do besides absolutly aggrovateing people to death.
I don't see how she holds a decent job or held 1 if she has that attitude in the real world.
By #535408 11,Mar,19 20:25
Amen phart
By #578610 12,Mar,19 20:18⤴
I'm on vacation for 2 weeks and no place to go. I'm mean, uncouth, vindictive, and love a fight. Next week I disappear from site until the next time. You and your friends can dump on me when I come back. Like I stated the other day, my home is paid for and has been for several years. I put two of my three kids through college and one has a doctorate. My cars are late model and paid for and we own a summer house in the Ocala, florida area. Yes, I think my work is "A DECENT JOB"
By #372661 12,Mar,19 13:38⤴
I'm going to follow AOD here and hit the blacklist button for Charlie et al. Simply put I joined this site nearly 6 years ago with the intention of finding interesting people with like interests. Those interests aren't always just raw nakedness but might include music, food, travel, and more.
By phart [Ignore] 12,Mar,19 15:14 other posts 
Well I already have the grumpy face so 10 people already think i am a asshole.So if I black list her,she will black list me and give me the more snarly looking face then people will think I am a creepy old asshole. So I will refrain for the moment and just not feed the troll much.
By bella! [Ignore] 12,Mar,19 15:39 other posts 
Just my opinion, I think that if you follow your advice to yourself, in your last sentence, the atmosphere might improve.
By phart [Ignore] 12,Mar,19 15:44 other posts 
Yea,I know,but damm she is like a neighbors barking dog,sometimes you just have to throw a rock at it to vent a little.
By #487013 12,Mar,19 16:48
A very deranged dog that ate meth and tweeked all night.
By dgraff [Ignore] 12,Mar,19 20:31 other posts 
Hahaha you might be right I kinda thought she might be a crack head jonesing for his next hit


By #487013 12,Mar,19 10:27
I’m bored at work and watching reruns of reality TV. Anyway there’s this million dollar match maker bitch that tells her female clients with curly hair to straighten their hair because men don’t find curly hair sexy. Just wondering if men really feel that way? I have long curly hair but wear it straight because I got teased for my curls when I was a teen. So now I just prefer my hair wavy or straight.
By #565792 12,Mar,19 10:45
Go back to curls!
By #487013 12,Mar,19 11:45
Thanks
By #460385 12,Mar,19 12:22
You could wear your hair anyway. I wouldn't complain.
By dgraff [Ignore] 12,Mar,19 10:51 other posts  ⤴
I love long curly hair on a man or a woman
By #487013 12,Mar,19 11:44
🙂
By #491031 12,Mar,19 12:03⤴
Curls...always curls.
By #487013 12,Mar,19 12:06
😊
By #580336 12,Mar,19 12:15⤴
Curls or straight makes no difference to me...if I like you , I like you
By #487013 12,Mar,19 12:44
Yeah I’m the same way.
By 2nice [Ignore] 12,Mar,19 12:24 other posts  ⤴
There is nothing wrong with curls.
By #491031 12,Mar,19 12:28
Curly hair is sexy as hell!
By #526776 12,Mar,19 12:35
I too have long naturally curly hair, which usually has a mind of its own I’ll wear it straight sometimes but it usually won’t stay that way AofD I think your beautiful & say embrace those curls!! From one curly hair girl to another! 🤗
By #487013 12,Mar,19 12:44
💋😊 Thank you. Back at cha.
By #487013 12,Mar,19 12:44⤴
😊
By phart [Ignore] 12,Mar,19 15:12 other posts 
I have to confess to being 1 of those that prefer very long straight hair on a lady,perhaps with some light curling.But I think the problem with curly hair on some women is they do something to make it so curly and wet looking it almost looks like they went thru a tornado while they were putting on hairspray.
By #487013 12,Mar,19 16:19
Lol I know what you mean


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